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It's 2015. President Barack Obama has accepted a "sky palace" jumbo jet from the Qatari government, which he'll own after he leaves office. "Everybody relax," he says in an interview with the New York Times. Everyone does. The networks then televise the military parade in his honor on his birthday.

Tariffs xkcd.com/3073

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER THOSE SHELVES LOOK SO MESSY MUCH NEATER

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
March 29,1948

Shen with arms crossed saying, "Hey guys, I'm gonna be real. I'm out of jokes. Yep. The Junji Ito one did me in." Shen lifting up a box full of t-shirts saying, "But I have PLENTY of SHIRTS. SO many. And heavily discounted too!" Shen wearing one of the shirts tucked into some high waisted jeans, sweating a bit, saying "Also I, um, lost the 'fitted small' box, so some of your might have to get a little creative." The shirt he's wearing tucked into the jeans is unisex small. A picture of the "Legacy Shen T-Shirt," a dark grey t-shirt featuring Shen laying down among some stars. "Now only $10 ( + Shipping )" "topa.to/shen"

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Why is D2 down? Nothing about it here or in the help.bungie.net/hc/en-us/art...

Ozymandias I met a traveller from an antique land Who said: “Two vast and trunkless legs of stone Stand in the desert . . . Near them, on the sand, Half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown, And wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command, Tell that its sculptor well those passions read Which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things, The hand that mocked them, and the heart that fed: And on the pedestal these words appear: ‘My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!’ Nothing beside remains. Round the decay Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare The lone and level sands stretch far away.”

Ozymandias

In the cold revealing light of the morning, as I go about my mundane daily tasks, without warning or reason I will stare into the middle distance and imagine a vast expanse of darkness. A starless, ancient, eternal night. And I imagine myself as an atronaut unmoored from his spacefaring vessel, his only reference to reality shrinking until it becomes part of the nothingness. Dying, lost forever, cosmically forgotten. And then I move on with my day.

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6 panel Loading Artist comic. 1: Tree is being chopped and bird is screaming "OH MY GOD HE'S GOT AN AXE!". 2: Bird shakes other bird "WE HAVE TO DO SOMETHING!!". 3: Other bird calmly says "shhh there's no need to panic". 4: Continues, "You see, THEY'RE all the way down there" pointing to the tree loggers on the ground. 5: "and WE'RE all the way up here!" 6: Other bird is content and leans back "Yup, everything's gonna be juuuust fine" as the tree begins to lean as well

feather the storm

“Nothing”

YouTube video by Gorillaz Gorillaz presents: NOSTALGIAZ

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Hi, I really love Gorillaz and that makes me happy

A comic about grown up Beanie being sick. Mike asks if there’s anything that can cheer her up. She says maybe snacks? He leaves with determination, then returns and dumps a whole massive bag of candy onto the bed saying “I panicked!!!”

He panicked

dziadzio. #satyra #dziadek #dzieńdziadka #cośnierozsądnego

One day I will call on you for a favour…

A WIZARD ‘ARRY

Winds

Just three social media CEOs posting on their platform today.

być może jest to mój ulubiony obrazek z napisami w historii internetu

The Gym.

trzech króli (2018). #satyra #trzechkróli #2018 #2024 #złoto #kadzidło #masło

A busted and dented Culver's ordering box being help up by a step ladder and four landscaping bricks

Trying my best in 2025

YouTube video by Napalm Records ALESTORM - Fucked With An Anchor (Official Video) | Napalm Records

Coincidentally, it’s the story of a youtu.be/th4Czv1j3F8