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It's not martin short, it's martin short playing an evil Disney character. That's newsom

a man stands in front of a building that says canadian ALT: a man stands in front of a building that says canadian

newson looks like this mf

Why would you repost this instead of commenting? Strange, man.

I got a feeling that once it gets to the end I'll be buried neck deep in this shit with no friends, go figure.

Personally, I'm mad not cause you bought an EV but because you're privileged enough to buy a car rn.

I'd rather die than talk to people who think like you 🤷‍♂️

[TW: graphic fracture, sound of breaking bone]

Sen Tim Sheehy (R-Montana) badly breaking the arm of a Marine veteran protesting the war Iran.

P1- NANCY AND SLUGGO ARE STANDING ON THE SIDEWALK WHEN ERIC PASSES BY… NANCY: HI ERIC ERIC:FELICITATIONS SLUGGO LOOKS TOTALLY DISGUSTED

NANCY PANEL BY
ERNIE BUSHMILLER

Baby, don't be gentle, I can handle anything

My mom had three kids w a man who said he was going on a business trip in the 80s and came back w a finished sex change. Immediate divorce. I myself am trans, I don't blame her one bit. Not one. 🤷‍♂️

I believe I'll interject to talk about the word respect. It's not a word that's in your hands, it's more about the common man.

Any doctor who is keeping that bag of oozing excrement alive is violating their oath of office to ‘do no harm’.

we may all be about to die so pls everyone, compliment my new guitar before our demise. Prettiest thing I own, that's for sure.

THIS.

I work overnights at a news hub running commercial breaks for tons of stations across the country. Last night was... Rough.

death to america and israel

You know, Ukraine has never blown up a school full of little girls. Sometimes an accident is not an accident, especially with countries like the US, Russia and Israel that repeatedly commit the same crimes against children.

don't ever fucking tell me the US isn't filled to the brim w shitty fucking people who don't deserve the worst

Pavement is just Weezer after Weezer finished being Weezer. 🤷‍♂️

ICE agent, ICE agent
Where will you go?
This world, she no like you so you better stay low.

it be like this on master control on nights like tonight

Fuck Nexstar, fuck Sinclair, fuck Donald Trump, fuck Leavitt, Noem, Hegseth, Miller, Musk, Carr. I think y'all would look real good in prison.

idek why I bother tho cause it's not like you big bad men in the secret service have a lick of a conscience lmfao. Suck them boots and put your lives on the line for a man who touches children.

hey, secret service buddies, y'all... Feeling good? No? Good. Rot in fucking despair. ❤️

they named the operation "Epic Fury" in case y'all needed further evidence the US is being run to the ground by adult men who never matured past the age of 12.

Last I checked it was illegal to start an illegal war. I don't think I'm the only one asking what the hell all that was for.

I don't care where there's oil, or who's your god.
Nothing is right about war.

I will play that funky music for you.
However, I see no reason for you to reference my race or gender.
And I think doing it until you die is excessive and I will not be a part of that.

I feel 😭

This is amazing.

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