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@mafiachicago.bsky.social

New look- same filthy MAFIA. We’re Mid-America Fists in Action [Est. 1978] —Chicago’s premier handball org, hosting the city’s only monthly play parties & socials. Bold, unapologetic, and always up to our elbows in fun. JOIN US: http://mafiaff.org/home

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In addition to 😈

02.03.2026 03:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Naughty priest.

Naughty priest.

Our Fisters,
Who art at Jackhammer,
Hollowed be thy Holes,
Community ffun,
thy hole be won,
in a sling with feet towards heaven 🙏🏼

The Hole | Sun March 29 | 4-8pm

Come worship with us: mafiaff.org/event-6525625

01.03.2026 23:11 — 👍 15    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 1

March = MAFIA MADNESS 👊🏼

We’ve got three events coming up next month including our first ever Palm Sunday. Come join your fellow fisters moaning “Holes-anna in the Highest!”

3/15 - MAFIA social @ Jackhammer
3/20 - Steamworks Invasion
3/29 - Palm Sunday @ The Hole

See ya then 👊🏼

23.02.2026 13:48 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

Thanks for coming!
Hope we see you for Palm Sunday.
(And congrats on the chariot 🥵)

23.02.2026 13:37 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Welcome to the FFamily!

22.02.2026 21:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You can tell we are an old organization because we completely missed that.

22.02.2026 20:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Sixty. Seven.

That’s a lot of holes in one room 😈

We kick off at 4pm at @jackhammerchicago.bsky.social with a full bar, complimentary clothes check, and the kind of turn out that makes a statement.

If you were waiting to see where the crowd would be…now you know.

22.02.2026 18:49 — 👍 9    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 4

How nice of the local fair to throw a bone our way 🍆

17.02.2026 19:59 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Puppies are better at fetching balls anyway 🥵

17.02.2026 19:58 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Glad we get to see ya again 🔥

17.02.2026 19:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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We filled both lanes yesterday, turns out we know how to handle balls just fine.

Thanks for making the social a hit!
Now let’s see what you can handle this Sunday at FFire in the Hole. 👊🏼

If you haven’t signed up there’s still time: mafiaff.org/event-6525598

16.02.2026 19:01 — 👍 18    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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SUCCESS! We know our members are familiar with deep alleys, but who knew they also could handle big balls 🥵

Thanks to everyone who joined! We will definitely do this again.

16.02.2026 00:38 — 👍 16    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

MAFIA bowlers we are in lanes 15 & 16 👊🏼

15.02.2026 21:15 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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50 Fisters registered and counting!

It’s shaping up to be a blowout 😈That means packed slings, hot energy, and plenty of opportunity to connect and play with your fisting community.

Grab your spot and see what everyone’s getting their hands into 👊🏼

Link: mafiaff.org/event-6525598

12.02.2026 18:55 — 👍 8    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 2

Looking forward to seeing you too!

11.02.2026 17:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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ONE WEEK out 🎳
Bowing social Feb 15th and lanes are filling fast!

TWO WEEKS out 🔥
FFire in the Hole Feb 22nd
Already 40+ registered and building.

Social first. Play next.
Get yourself on the roster: mafiaff.org/events

08.02.2026 21:21 — 👍 15    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

No better break than a good gape. 👊🏼

02.02.2026 22:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

40 fisters registered and counting 🔥

FFire in the Hole is filing up fast.
Don’t wait to dive in 👊🏼

Join in on the ffun: mafiaff.org/event-6525598

02.02.2026 21:51 — 👍 12    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 2

We hope so too!

01.02.2026 20:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Excited to have you 👊🏼

31.01.2026 16:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

IML weekend is gonna be one for the books 👊🏼

31.01.2026 06:13 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Think of all the holes 👊🏼

31.01.2026 06:12 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

And you’re getting bigger and bigger 🥵

31.01.2026 06:12 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You cum here to cum 👅

31.01.2026 06:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

(_O_)

31.01.2026 06:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hope to hear your fog horn cunt echo in the halls 👊🏼

31.01.2026 06:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Our 2026 Calendar is live!
Mark your dates now so your schedule doesn’t tighten up when it counts 👊🏼

30.01.2026 23:54 — 👍 32    🔁 7    💬 2    📌 11
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Update: Interest in our bowling social has widened, so we stretched into a bigger lane!

📍 New Venue: Diversey River Bowl

Same date. Same time. More room to roll, flirt, and line up your shots.

Register to join!: mafiaff.org/event-6530889

28.01.2026 23:13 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

Can’t wait to have you 👊🏼

26.01.2026 15:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Mid America Fists In Action - Bowling with MAFIA

Register to bowl here: mafiaff.org/event-6530889

26.01.2026 15:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0