March Parties - Steamworks 3/20 @ Palm Sunday 3/29

March = MAFIA MADNESS 👊🏼

We’ve got three events coming up next month including our first ever Palm Sunday. Come join your fellow fisters moaning “Holes-anna in the Highest!”

3/15 - MAFIA social @ Jackhammer
3/20 - Steamworks Invasion
3/29 - Palm Sunday @ The Hole

See ya then 👊🏼

Thanks for coming!
Hope we see you for Palm Sunday.
(And congrats on the chariot 🥵)

Welcome to the FFamily!

You can tell we are an old organization because we completely missed that.

Sixty. Seven.

That’s a lot of holes in one room 😈

We kick off at 4pm at @jackhammerchicago.bsky.social with a full bar, complimentary clothes check, and the kind of turn out that makes a statement.

If you were waiting to see where the crowd would be…now you know.

How nice of the local fair to throw a bone our way 🍆

Puppies are better at fetching balls anyway 🥵

Glad we get to see ya again 🔥

We filled both lanes yesterday, turns out we know how to handle balls just fine.

Thanks for making the social a hit!
Now let’s see what you can handle this Sunday at FFire in the Hole. 👊🏼

If you haven’t signed up there’s still time: mafiaff.org/event-6525598

SUCCESS! We know our members are familiar with deep alleys, but who knew they also could handle big balls 🥵

Thanks to everyone who joined! We will definitely do this again.

MAFIA bowlers we are in lanes 15 & 16 👊🏼

50 Fisters registered and counting!

It’s shaping up to be a blowout 😈That means packed slings, hot energy, and plenty of opportunity to connect and play with your fisting community.

Grab your spot and see what everyone’s getting their hands into 👊🏼

Link: mafiaff.org/event-6525598

Looking forward to seeing you too!

ONE WEEK out 🎳
Bowing social Feb 15th and lanes are filling fast!

TWO WEEKS out 🔥
FFire in the Hole Feb 22nd
Already 40+ registered and building.

Social first. Play next.
Get yourself on the roster: mafiaff.org/events

No better break than a good gape. 👊🏼

40 fisters registered and counting 🔥

FFire in the Hole is filing up fast.
Don’t wait to dive in 👊🏼

Join in on the ffun: mafiaff.org/event-6525598

We hope so too!

Excited to have you 👊🏼

IML weekend is gonna be one for the books 👊🏼

Think of all the holes 👊🏼

And you’re getting bigger and bigger 🥵

You cum here to cum 👅

(_O_)

Hope to hear your fog horn cunt echo in the halls 👊🏼

Our 2026 Calendar is live!
Mark your dates now so your schedule doesn’t tighten up when it counts 👊🏼

Update: Interest in our bowling social has widened, so we stretched into a bigger lane!

📍 New Venue: Diversey River Bowl

Same date. Same time. More room to roll, flirt, and line up your shots.

Register to join!: mafiaff.org/event-6530889

Can’t wait to have you 👊🏼

Register to bowl here: mafiaff.org/event-6530889

Not your usual bar social 🎳

This month we’re taking MAFIA to the lanes! Join us Feb 15th for at Avondale Bowl for a new, low pressure way to connect and hang with fellow fisters.

Bowling spots are limited ($10 registration to bowl), but you’re welcome to mingle for free 👊🏼

Despite the cold, Chicago keeps choosing the FFire 🔥

FFire in the Hole is back at Jackhammer on February 22nd!
Full downstairs take over.
Staffed bar.
Free clothes check.
One of the most loved play spaces in the city.

Don’t wait on this one: mafiaff.org/event-6525598