March Parties - Steamworks 3/20 @ Palm Sunday 3/29

Come to our social on March 15th!
We purposefully have them before play parties so fisters can gather and meet others before attending. It’s a great way to see if someone you know is joining or to make a new ffriend 👊🏼

Can’t wait for Palm Sunday?

MAFIA takes over Steamworks as well this month! Curious about fisting? Come watch, ask questions, and show off for the onlookers.

Steamworks | Fri March 20th | 9-1am

Join the invasion: mafiaff.org/event-6525327

Our 2026 initiatives included a desire to get back to our ROOTS! (Royal Order Of The Sphincter…more on that later)

Our historian has dug up numerous old traditions, activities, and events that we’ve been purposefully bringing back to life including the summer beach party and a Palm Sunday Party!

Extra large room for an extra large hole 👊🏼

In addition to 😈

Naughty priest.

Our Fisters,
Who art at Jackhammer,
Hollowed be thy Holes,
Community ffun,
thy hole be won,
in a sling with feet towards heaven 🙏🏼

The Hole | Sun March 29 | 4-8pm

Come worship with us: mafiaff.org/event-6525625

March = MAFIA MADNESS 👊🏼

We’ve got three events coming up next month including our first ever Palm Sunday. Come join your fellow fisters moaning “Holes-anna in the Highest!”

3/15 - MAFIA social @ Jackhammer
3/20 - Steamworks Invasion
3/29 - Palm Sunday @ The Hole

See ya then 👊🏼

Thanks for coming!
Hope we see you for Palm Sunday.
(And congrats on the chariot 🥵)

Welcome to the FFamily!

You can tell we are an old organization because we completely missed that.

Sixty. Seven.

That’s a lot of holes in one room 😈

We kick off at 4pm at @jackhammerchicago.bsky.social with a full bar, complimentary clothes check, and the kind of turn out that makes a statement.

If you were waiting to see where the crowd would be…now you know.

How nice of the local fair to throw a bone our way 🍆

Puppies are better at fetching balls anyway 🥵

Glad we get to see ya again 🔥

We filled both lanes yesterday, turns out we know how to handle balls just fine.

Thanks for making the social a hit!
Now let’s see what you can handle this Sunday at FFire in the Hole. 👊🏼

If you haven’t signed up there’s still time: mafiaff.org/event-6525598

SUCCESS! We know our members are familiar with deep alleys, but who knew they also could handle big balls 🥵

Thanks to everyone who joined! We will definitely do this again.

MAFIA bowlers we are in lanes 15 & 16 👊🏼

50 Fisters registered and counting!

It’s shaping up to be a blowout 😈That means packed slings, hot energy, and plenty of opportunity to connect and play with your fisting community.

Grab your spot and see what everyone’s getting their hands into 👊🏼

Link: mafiaff.org/event-6525598

Looking forward to seeing you too!

ONE WEEK out 🎳
Bowing social Feb 15th and lanes are filling fast!

TWO WEEKS out 🔥
FFire in the Hole Feb 22nd
Already 40+ registered and building.

Social first. Play next.
Get yourself on the roster: mafiaff.org/events

No better break than a good gape. 👊🏼

40 fisters registered and counting 🔥

FFire in the Hole is filing up fast.
Don’t wait to dive in 👊🏼

Join in on the ffun: mafiaff.org/event-6525598

We hope so too!

Excited to have you 👊🏼

IML weekend is gonna be one for the books 👊🏼

Think of all the holes 👊🏼

And you’re getting bigger and bigger 🥵

You cum here to cum 👅

(_O_)

Hope to hear your fog horn cunt echo in the halls 👊🏼