Bre Sarpy

I’m thrilled to announce that I have joined Ignition Press as the Director of Marketing! Like John Wick once said, “yeah, I’m thinking I’m back.” 😏

Hey, umm, Apple? I don’t have time for this shit.

The BEST adult graphic novels of the 2024 have arrived! 🏆 Get ready to dive into incredible stories & unforgettable art. See the full list: https://buff.ly/4hWYBWb #BestGraphicNovels #Comics #ReadingList

I’m only watching the Super Bowl for two reasons:
1. The commercials
2. Drake’s funeral

I’m pretty sure I’m sitting next to two people on a first date and I hate it. Thanks.

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My #Lyft driver just told me I have a 5 star rating. He normally sees 4.6-4.8. Rarely a 5. So I’d say I got an A+ in Rideshares.

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I don’t have a side of the bed anymore. Indiana took it. I sleep in the middle now.

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#SVUBinge S1,E3: The first crossover with OG Law & Order! @lawandordertv.bsky.social

Notable call out: @bebeneuwirth.bsky.social and @realtoddstashwick.bsky.social

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#SVUBinge S1,E2: The #Stablenson vibes begin…

Notable call out: Michael Nouri from FLASHDANCE and ALL MY CHILDREN

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Welp. I couldn’t even go 24 hours without #SVU so I’m starting all over again from Season 1. Let’s see how long it takes me to do this again. Notable call out: @michellehurd.bsky.social who goes on to be the amazing Raffi in #StarTrekPicard! 🙌🏽

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Omg. It happened. I completed my binge of all 26 seasons of #SVU.

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That feeling when you hear something that just makes you go:

If you went to college
1. what was your career goal when you started?
2. your initial major?
3. if you changed majors, what did you change to?
4. what do you do now, professionally?

1. Museum Curator
2. Art History
3. Theatre
4. Marketing for movies & comics

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here working from home like this 🤣

I’ve told Mickey to hold my calls but she can’t get the hang of being a furry assistant!

#DogMom #GirlBoss #WFH

Don’t know when #OnyxStorm is actually going to be delivered so I bought it on @amazonkindle.bsky.social! Jokes on me… 😒

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I just need everyone to know that I am on Season 23/26 of @lawandordersvu.bsky.social and #Stablenson is ruining my life. JUST LET IT HAPPEN @wolfentertainment.bsky.social !!!! Please? 🥺

Just kidding. It’s back now 🫠

And now our watch has ended ☠️

They love each other. I swear lol. 😂

I will only accept this if Jonathan Bailey is playing Jareth ✨🔮🦉

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I used to wrap gifts for a living. I’m wrapping presents and I’m on my 5th one and I’m tired and over it.

This cannot be the same body I used to do this with for hours on end 🤣

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People learning about TOSS TOSS from #Wicked is bringing me so much joy. 🩷💚

Throwback to when I worked opening night of WICKED! Can’t wait to see it for the first time all over again tonight with Ben Kliewer 💚🩷

And yes, I still have that Elphaba Bear.

5 faves, 5 tags

Food: Pizza 🍕
Season: Summer 🌻
Drink: Bubbles 🥂
Color: Pink 🩷
TV Show: 911 🚑

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Birthday Disney trip for Mom! 🥰

If you're enjoying Bluesky and you don't want it to turn into the cesspool of hate that Twitter did, you best speak up now. Cut that 'I don't know what to say' shit out and amplify Black and queer voices, because the BS team ain't listening to us.

This precious girl is 2 years old today!!!

Happy Birthday, Indiana Bones 🥳
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