Josh Hallmark

Turns out this is I STILL KNOW which does not have SMG (she dead) but still has JLH. They're trying to make Brandi happen as an actress (her music career is very important- not iconic). They're trying to make Freddie Prince Jr a dockworker named Ray. And the geography issues are deeply upsetting

Watching "I Know What You Did Last Summer" for the first time since it came out. And... imagine auditioning Jennifer Love Hewitt and Sarah Michelle Gellar and thinking, 'we should kill of SMG and give the franchise lead to JLH'

Oh, dear Carl. She's not obsessed with you; she's obsessed with being angry. You are just the immediate vehicle. #SummerHouse

Stupid things that sum up my human experience:
I will often put my phone in my pocket before walking across a room to get/do something, just so I can have those steps accounted for.

How could we have possibly predicted a man who bankrupted every business he ever owned would tank the economy?

If anyone ever invites you to #GreatWolfLodge punch them right in the fucking face. And then run them over with your car.

Top Gun ordered a drink that has gummy bears in it. Burn this place to the ground.

Top Gun is ordering! If i die before i make out, drag my body to the highway; I don't want my loved ones to know i died like this.

"How are you?"
"Dizzy"

Andrew literally just came to tell me all the things they've done while I've been in line. AND THEN LEFT

The bartender briefly had reinforcements, but after five he fucked this shit right off. I'm going to die alone here.

It's been an hour, & I'm about halfway through. Top Gun's wife is now sympathy waiting with him. The Howler is growing evermore restless. I haven't see. My friends in so long. And my BAC is dangerously low. The men behind me have been talking about titanium bolts for 10 mins. I'm not built for this

I gave the birthday girl $100 and i will be suing her for $101 in damages.

Top Gun's wife walked two buildings over for arcade pizza, ordered it, received it, returned with it before we moved in line. TENSIONS ARE HIGH. Another woman is doing the #GreatWolfLodge howl. Don't forget me.

Btw he has a full back tattoo of Top Gun

The new man in front of my just asked his wife to bring him nourishment.

The people at the register have finally passed. But we're still moving at a glacial pace.

And yes, there's heavy machinery in here.

The new people in front of me just gave up. BUT and this is a big but, the man who was previously in front of me and gave up is back in line.

I need you to know we're at minute35 and THE SAME PEOPLE ARE STILL AT THE REGISTER

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There is only line and the echoes of screaming children in the egregious heat of a New England winter.

There are no winners, only losers, at #GreatWolfLodge

The people behind me just gave up.

Same people still at the register. And I swear to god a man just took his wolf ears off and threw them in the trash.

Omg. He just gave up.
And I have moved for the first time. Ten inches.

"I can't leave now. I've invested too much time"

Things are getting dark.

"My feet have physically not moved"

Man in front of me is calling his wife asking for relief.