Mae the Bad Dragon

Leaning heavily into the sculptor part of our name with some patina

painting of a cockroach on a pink flip phone with a heart-shaped screen and another cockroach appearing on the screen

cockroach gossiping

prints: www.inprnt.com/gallery/guil...

Texans Might Soon Have to Show Photo ID to Buy a Dildo Online A new bill introduced by Angela Paxton, wife of Texas AG Ken Paxton, would impose privacy-invading age verification requirements on online sex toy retailers.

texas is trying to make selling sex toys safely and privately online a criminal offense. this is worth paying attention to: www.404media.co/texas-sex-to...

A beautiful mountain scene with meme text saying "You weren't born to just pay bills and die."

The gains of technological progress should be shared equally, we should be living with abundance, security AND working far fewer hours

At the very end of the castle, he appears...

He has slain quite a few heroes before.
Now, you came to challenge him.
Can you beat the final boss? Find out soon...

It's been difficult for me to post recently, as I find the thought of my mundane musings or amusements not worthy of the electricity they cost if they aren't fighting tyranny, or squeezing droplets of water onto the wildfire we're in. Which is pretentious and ridiculous in equal measure. 1/2

What specs are the Ikon, friend? 🫶🫶

I completely understand where you are. I've been there before and I'm still kind of there now. But I promise you're on the right track! Especially with allowing yourself to break down and rebuild, because you know so much more now than you did before. It's part of the process. 🫶

The Great Resegregation The Trump administration’s attacks on DEI are aimed at reversing the civil-rights movement.

“That is why Trumpists are so focused on “ending DEI” in the federal workforce. They see anti-discrimination and inclusion as a ladder of upward mobility for people they do not believe should have one.”

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Been saying this for years but I'm ignored or told that I'm being too dramatic.

@juliusgoat.bsky.social

If you want all the sweetness but none of the calories, Antionette’s your girl ♥️

I think my favorite cake has to be carrot cake!! I'm not sure if that's still a hot take in 2025 😅 Thanks for the opportunity!

Esper, the Queen

This bumbly babe is so badass she needed a set! The dildo version features an extended ovipositor shaft, which the grinder version lacks so that you can comfortably reach the bottom and use the amazing grindable base with spines and stunning wings.

Marzhel, the Virulent

The first maw with a tube? Pronounced like Marshall, this venomous creature's fluted tongue allows for fluid retention, keeping you wet while you enjoy the textured ride. Despite a mean face and bumpy textured tongue buds, he only spits if you ask nicely.

Xenon, the Breeder

With a four way flared head, a star-shaped puckered exit, wrinkly foreskin, and a grippy tentacle shaft, this specimen pushes in deep and grabs hold for guaranteed impregnation, and xe makes sure you feel it the whole time.

Cave Cleaner

Those who wander deep enough are often found picked clean to the bones and preserved in an ever-jiggling form. Though brainless, they are curious and ravenous creatures, squishing into any cave that they can, desperate for a morsel, and you may have somewhere worth exploring...

Cohen, the Cauldron

The cauldron, spitting and flailing, awakens once more as viscous vigor fills it to the brim with life and mischief. This goopy friend features 3 ends for endless ways to play, from its boiled-over top to a delicately textured spoon handle and a sloppy maw!

Wheatley, the Scarecrow

Tattered pants give way to pumpkin balls, a corn cob shaft, and a straw and feather adorned base. He may be designed to scare off pests, but this scarecrow is welcoming to humans! Won't you show him that a night in the cornfield doesn't have to be scary?

Ren, the Mask

An ancient mask seeping a ghastly smoke from between its long and gnarled fangs. The delicately carved face and tongue make for a great surface to grind against while you enjoy the cool, billowing breath filling your spirit.

Here's a temporary thread of all of my toy concepts available for sale while I work on a site!

Reminder that these concepts can be bought by 3D sculptors to model and resell, or to shops to model in house! DM for availability, pricing, and TOS.

(This design has sold, but there's more below!)

Varya the shark grinder will be ready for our Valentine's Day drop! 🦈💕

With hidden strap holes under the fins! Every grinder will have an add-on option for straps we make in house!

Ooooo these models are so beautiful! I love Argent and Oros the best 🫶🫶

SO happy to finally be on this platform, so I'm gonna celebrate by hoping I win! Good luck everyone!! 🫶🫶

Esper, the Queen

This bumbly babe is so badass she needed a set! The dildo version features an extended ovipositor shaft, which the grinder version lacks so that you can comfortably reach the bottom and use the amazing grindable base with spines and stunning wings.

Marzhel, the Virulent

The first maw with a tube? Pronounced like Marshall, this venomous creature's fluted tongue allows for fluid retention, keeping you wet while you enjoy the textured ride. Despite a mean face and bumpy textured tongue buds, he only spits if you ask nicely.

Xenon, the Breeder

With a four way flared head, a star-shaped puckered exit, wrinkly foreskin, and a grippy tentacle shaft, this specimen pushes in deep and grabs hold for guaranteed impregnation, and xe makes sure you feel it the whole time.

Cave Cleaner

Those who wander deep enough are often found picked clean to the bones and preserved in an ever-jiggling form. Though brainless, they are curious and ravenous creatures, squishing into any cave that they can, desperate for a morsel, and you may have somewhere worth exploring...

Cohen, the Cauldron

The cauldron, spitting and flailing, awakens once more as viscous vigor fills it to the brim with life and mischief. This goopy friend features 3 ends for endless ways to play, from its boiled-over top to a delicately textured spoon handle and a sloppy maw!