Shadrach Stanleigh

You mean…they were LYING when they said it was a “clean CR” (eyelids fluttered)????

Was it $4.99 a minute? And she told him she was 12 and was wearing a bra for the first time, right?

Lifelong New Yorker here about to turn 60: “Ford to City: Drop Dead.” That was a half century ago. The millionaires (since there were no billionaires then) didn’t leave.

Hermann Snoring.

Hermann Snoring.

He (and everyone on that network) have called for him to be ASSASSINATED, FFS.

This has me thinking about a mahogany box lined in ruffled cream satin.

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St. Exododus: Patron Saint of Housing.

yes, sure enough

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After last night, he’s going to need another one.

Blue states…like Mississippi and Ohio and Pennsylvania and Georgia….

Greenblatt also said nothing about recent pro-Hitler exchanges among young Republicans...essentially echoing J.D. Vance's "aw shucks, they're just kiddies."

Any criticism of the Israeli government or military, however, and you're a jack-booted Auschwitz SS officer.

Evidently Gilbert Gottfried and Jeanine Pirro mated and presto...we have John Sauer.

@aoc.bsky.social says of Mamdani victory: "A lot of people...are willing to talk about party unity when it serves them, but not party unity when it serves everybody."

"We have a future to fight for, and we're either going to do that together or you're going to be left behind."

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"At #GOP, we will not be deterred. We're still fighting non-stop to lower prices and improve health care."

Mike Johnson must be feeling giddy, anyway.

Two special elections needed to replace Sherrill and Spanberger. Two new Democrats he'll refuse to swear in.

And California Prop 50 makes it:

ONE.

CLEAN.

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Good Night!!

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He failed to match his Dad’s three full terms as Governor.

But hey…thanks to ranked choice voting, he only lost twice in one year running for mayor (his Dad lost three times).

Maybe he can be the first Hotwheels Tariff in Texas.

The results tonight are so one-sided that if they were to be replicated next year they’d win some of the newly-concocted Hotwheels Hideouts in Texas.

Someone needs another MRI….STAT.

MAMDANI WINS!!!!!!

The Ketchup Kaiser ALWAYS gets trounced when he's not on the ballot.

The shame should run strong in these conglomerates/BigLaw firms.

He already brought down the East Wing.

All that ketchup tonight will take down the rest of it.

Spanberger in VA!

1 down.

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Let me guess - she was horrified by the bathroom at first because it didn't have a "Whites Only" sign on the door.

@hartmannreport.com My take (from across the river) is that NJ is at the state level very much an ambidextrous state - neither party has held the governorship more than 2 straight terms for the better part of a century. This explains, I think, why the current race is potentially tight.

It's the first one since 2001 in which the PERCEPTION going in is that it's going to be competitive (even though Mamdani is going to win comfortably). '97, '05, '13, '17 and '21 were all layups - '09 turned out to be quite close but the City was Bloombergwashed through Election night.