𝙣𝙖𝙥𝙤𝙡𝙚𝙤𝙣 𝙫𝙚𝙜𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙩𝙚™

i have more in common with the animal kingdom than I was lead to believe

[santa as a funk singer]
🎵 do u remember
the 25th night of december 🎵

the best things in life are payable in four easy installments via klarna

my favorite AI bro tweet format is the "welcome [new agent version]" as if they did anything more than add a line in a config file somewhere and press deploy

[tapping her on the shoulder and pointing at the tv] that's the pluribus

i did not, repeat not just dip my sushi in my tea cup because i wasn’t paying attention. u must have me confused with someone else.

son of a

It's International Check Your Wipers Day (North America)! International Check Your Wipers Day (North America), also known as National Check Your Wipers Day, is being observed today! It has been observed annually on November 16th since 2021.

so help me god if any of u brits check ur wipers today

The Patriotic Blonde on Twitter writes: "People are posting this all over social media. What a sad end to something we all worked so hard for. I never thought it would end this way." Attached are four photos of people burning their MAGA hats.

please don't do this. MAGA hats are made from an acrylic blend, which will release toxic chemicals when set on fire, potentially harming you and downwind woodland creatures

screenshot of an AI cover of justin bieber's sorry

screenshot of an AI cover of metallica's nothing else matters

screenshot of 3 AI covers of popular songs

i accidentally opened a single "AI cover" of a song on youtube a month ago and now that fucking hellsite thinks that all i ever want to listen to 😭😭😭😭

me: hello, i have a structured settlement-

jg wentworth: go on

me: but I don’t need cash now

jg wentworth: i am going to have you killed

Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers

TIL thank u 👍

That's crazy.

rip ur inbox

a screenshot of code taken from the "opencode" project, showing 13 nested providers around a react app's <App /> tag

react devs: no bro i swear please i just need one more provider

a senior women’s christmas choir called silver belles

I remember one time my wife got mad at me for accidentally stepping on a spider so I said 'calm down PETA Parker' lol, and you guys, that did not help. At all.

a “Space Force”, if you will

a poster for the movie "the pee pee poo poo man"

curling up on the couch for a nice evening of cinema

terrified of sneezing while scrolling because i don’t want the algorithm to see that i spent a couple extra seconds with a post about stacking onion rings on it visible and then have my feed full of stacking posts for the next month

opening a dm from a scam bot just to feel desired

waking up to 19 notifications and pooping myself a little before realizing ennui accidentally added me to her favorite jokers list

Donald Trump’s approval rating has tanked and Republican suffered heavy losses in last week’s elections. There’s never been a better time for Senate Democrats to cave on the ACA extension.

Internet feuds are hilarious like sis you work in IT and mentally rehearse your takeout orders while standing in line, why do you have a mortal enemy?

SORRY THESE ARE LATE I TOOK TOO MANY EDIBLES AND COULDN’T ESCAPE THE CORN MAZE

i just read all those subtitles for NOTHING

what do u mean there's no boobs in this movie? it's in french!!!!!

three sheets of paper are taped to the outside of a building. they have the words "The Oval Office" in gold script

this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"

VP Cheney will be honoured with a 21 gun salute accidentally aimed directly at 21 of his friends