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The Notorious K.A.P.

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Just ask. Maybe I'll tell you.

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My mother come to tell me how her ex-husband is trying to tack back. The way I bawl out because sir, be ever so for real. She laughed in his face. What a joke.

12.04.2025 23:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ooh, haven't been here in a hot minute. Hope y'all been safe.

16.02.2025 21:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Some folks like to disturb your peace so they can feel peaceful.

06.02.2025 17:38 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The way I screamed.

01.02.2025 00:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally?

27.01.2025 00:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Need an overseas, tropical vacation with lots of sex.

24.01.2025 19:36 — 👍 151    🔁 52    💬 7    📌 29

for those who believe nothing can get better: you don't have to get in the way of those who do

21.01.2025 14:28 — 👍 5095    🔁 743    💬 87    📌 40

Ellie from UP.

19.01.2025 23:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Olives
Mushrooms
Peppers
Sausage
Beef
Ham

19.01.2025 23:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Water & housing.

19.01.2025 23:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Closing the poverty gap.

19.01.2025 23:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Running 5Ks.

19.01.2025 23:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Up since 4:30 because thanks Mother Nature!

16.01.2025 09:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Now, atp I'm asking if I even still care. Though if I gotta ask, maybe I do.

14.01.2025 23:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I see this & raise you the V7.

13.01.2025 17:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A six-panel comic. In panel 1, there's a pigeon standing awkwardly next to a pile of sticks with two eggs on it, and the panel is titled "Why pigeons make bad nests: A defense of pigeon aesthetics." In panel 2, a pigeon sits on a pile of sticks: "Many people think that pigeons are bad at making nests. Here are three good reasons why pigeon nests look bad." In panel 3, there's "Reason 1: Some birds, like orioles, nest in tree branches, so they weave elaborate structures that can withstand the elements..." And there's a female Baltimore Oriole weaving an elaborate hanging nest in a silver maple tree. In panel 4, "...but rock pigeons evolved to nest in crevices in cliffs, safely tucked away." And there's a pigeon sitting on a nest in a hole in a cliff. In panel 5, "Reason 2: People domesticated pigeons ages ago. Pigeons didn't need fancy nests because they had human-built homes." A beautiful dovecote shelters a flock of pigeons. In panel 6, "Reason 3: Less time making nest = more time eating seed." A pigeon pecks a seed near its nest, and says "It's called math."

A six-panel comic. In panel 1, there's a pigeon standing awkwardly next to a pile of sticks with two eggs on it, and the panel is titled "Why pigeons make bad nests: A defense of pigeon aesthetics." In panel 2, a pigeon sits on a pile of sticks: "Many people think that pigeons are bad at making nests. Here are three good reasons why pigeon nests look bad." In panel 3, there's "Reason 1: Some birds, like orioles, nest in tree branches, so they weave elaborate structures that can withstand the elements..." And there's a female Baltimore Oriole weaving an elaborate hanging nest in a silver maple tree. In panel 4, "...but rock pigeons evolved to nest in crevices in cliffs, safely tucked away." And there's a pigeon sitting on a nest in a hole in a cliff. In panel 5, "Reason 2: People domesticated pigeons ages ago. Pigeons didn't need fancy nests because they had human-built homes." A beautiful dovecote shelters a flock of pigeons. In panel 6, "Reason 3: Less time making nest = more time eating seed." A pigeon pecks a seed near its nest, and says "It's called math."

Why Pigeons Make Bad Nests: A defense of pigeon aesthetics

13.01.2025 15:00 — 👍 12344    🔁 1560    💬 188    📌 90

Today I used algebra to solve a graphic design problem

Be careful out there kids, math will get you when you least expect it

08.01.2025 13:30 — 👍 6777    🔁 399    💬 208    📌 32

I just had a donut. I think I hate sugar now.

08.01.2025 17:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Imagine not wanting to shoulder the burden of other people's emotions, yet everyone else must understand & make space for yours.

08.01.2025 03:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Because they wanna be one.

07.01.2025 17:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I actually let my son watch these. Loved it as a child.

07.01.2025 15:21 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Shelves full of dvds

Shelves full of dvds

Presenting my dowry 💁‍♂️

04.01.2025 17:48 — 👍 1832    🔁 67    💬 91    📌 4

16: depressed, listening to Nirvana
43: depressed, listening to Nirvana

04.01.2025 19:30 — 👍 7358    🔁 386    💬 329    📌 49

Made the stupid mistake of thinking I was safe & ended up sorry. Moral of the story: focus on yourself.

04.01.2025 11:38 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🫂🫂🫂🫂

04.01.2025 11:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Whew, chile!!!!!!

03.01.2025 19:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How long until December 17th, 2025? Need to make a year in this post so I can go on VL in comfort.

02.01.2025 21:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

As we steady ourselves for another full revolution around the Sun, a reminder of my always life advice:

- Don't be a dick
- Where/when possible, wear comfortable shoes.

31.12.2024 17:36 — 👍 49    🔁 3    💬 4    📌 0

Girl... the ghetto.

31.12.2024 17:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0