Sorcy!

we invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language.

we invented the condom before steel.

Bread is older than war. Beer is older than borders.

We're better at making good things than bad. We've had more practice.

Shout-out to the webcomic Freefall, for pleasantly startling me by saying "we need to see the secretary of the all-powerful space station CEO" and then having said secretary be a dude. No shout out to myself for being startled by that.

COW TOOLS COW TOOLS!

Someday one of Tailsteak and I will make it to the other one's country and we'll hang out and it will be great! We've only been friends for _a goddamn decade and a half at this point_

OH NO

Totally reasonable!

*ARK, not ASK, was typing too fast

Oh shiiiit I haven't listened to Nails in Teeth in like fifteen years! I was so mad when I found ASK in high school and realized I'd never get to see them live after that final show made them disband for good

I deeply love that Bluesky lets you set it so it won't post images without putting in the description first

You better strap up, you better find lube
you better be good you sexy fuck you
Santa Cocks is coming, *lyric mumbled away from mic*
He's making some dicks, checking them twice
putting them in the naughty and nice
Santa Cocks is coming,
[caption missing]

#clitsmascarols

Ragebait, needs to be a hyphen not comma between the numbers otherwise it's a big yikes, frfr

Scarcity mindset: Grr. It is cold.

Abundance mindset: The Big Fridge is BACK ONLINE!

It's strange to call that a "weird" checklist when it's really just "when were you born". The things I haven't done on that list are things that largely have never been accessible to me because they were replaced by different technology before I was old enough to encounter it

NoFrillDo | funkittoys NoFrillDo project description and purchase page

i've seen a few posts about black friday already, so time for the annual reminder: i don't do blac friday deals, i just make things affordable year-round. NoFrillDos are fundraising for my local food pantry though, i'm donating 25% of all sales until i hear SNAP is funded! funkittoys.com/nofrilldo

Don't Buy Starbucks! At any location, today and beyond, while workers are on ULP strike!

As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.

Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX

It was so wonderful! Part of the ceremony was having every couple (or solo people if they were since divorced or partner couldn't come) leap the broom first, to warm it up for the newlyweds!

A pile of books on a bed with dinosaur sheets. Titles include Magic University (and some short stories/novella) by Cecila Tan, Moonflow by Bitter Karella, Lucky Day by Chuck Tingle, Silver and Lead by Seanan McGuire, and The Little Book of Spiders by Simon D Pollard.

Today's adventure was "pick up the various books I've preordered but not actually gotten yet" day and I am thrilllled! Horror! Porn! Fantasy! Spiders! QUEERS!!!

Oh no (they said, delighted)

This sounds SO COOL and it's a weekend I'll be away, so y'all better have a good time for me!

I'm exactly the kind of smartass who would hang it with the "hang this in your office" side showing. Anyone being nosy can live with the consequences!

Boy, uh...who's the target audience on that one?

I want to be extremely clear that your answer to this question should be "yes, god yes, please yes, ideally right now"

Regency was my intro to set dancing and boy howdy, I don't regret having slid into Scottish Country instead and that's WITH the amount I complain about SCD transphobia. I miss some of regency, but not having to be _constantly_ on my guard

😻😻😻

Oh I love that one! In Chicago, right?

Are you prebeared to vote on September 9th?

Your gender is fucking hot

On the actual more close look, racoon rather than cat? Sorry, I got caught up in the overall of it!

SPACE SPACE SPACE SPACE AND PLANTS AND CAT AND LOOK AT THAT HAIR AND SPACCCEEEE!!!! (I love this one so much HOLY WOW!!!!!)

...interestingly I can't ID the plant visually but your description has me like...at least 80% confident that's Datura