A wall of water-based lube for sale. Hanging from the display is a black body form with lime and navy shibari ropes in a harness shape, and "12" pasties in Seattle Seahawks colors

we are in fact ready for #superbowlLX #goHawks #12thman

oh, we had that one for a while. they don't sell well. for some reason.

An advertising flier that reads "Sale! all singletail whips 15% off until February 1st or while supplies last". There is a clip art graphic of a coiled whip.

A porn DVD cover showing a threesome has been poorly edited to look like Santa and two elves carrying clip art presents. The text, originally "3 Ways To Play" has been edited to say "3 SHOPPING DAYS To XMAS"

We have so many nice candles and I have no nice pictures for a Solstice post! They're here and they're lovely I swear.

Reminder: you are not required to experience the holidays the way you did as a kid. Make new traditions that align with you, not your parents.
You've got this. Hohoho

holiday season am I right

I won't repeat the calls we get, but men on the phones do be having the audacity.

why is it so dead today? ah, right, it's football time again. Hope to see everyone after the game!

happy small business saturday everynyan! shopping small keeps seattle special

This Saturday! Washington State Bootblack 2025 Biscuit presents a charity gear auction benefiting the Carter-Johnson Library. With donated gear and items from the local community!

"lo-fi wii shopping channel theme" goes hard

Support your local dildo dealer.
Shop local!
#SexShop #SmallBusinessSaturday #SexWorkIsWork

An image of a sheet ghost with sunglasses, and the phrase MYSTERY BAGS ARE BACK

These sell out every year- a mystery assortment of fine adult goods. Great for white elephant parties or a surprise for you!

A screenshot of pixel-painting map game Wplace, showing a square over a block of map with pixel lettering that says "W@" and a heart, and a little lock icon.

I know it's simple but I like that we've got our little square on Wplace <3

I somehow see more queer porn on my regular feed than this one, my work feed. I gotta fix that.

A screenshot of the voting page for Best of Seattle's Best Sex Positive Shop listing, with Wild at Heart surrounded by hearts. The graphic overlay reads "We're honored to be a finalist for Best of Seattle! Thank you, Ballard, for nineteen wild years. Here's to many more. You can vote for us on their website until 11/19)

A shot of a pile of books in a shop. "Filthy Figments Presents Transfixed, A Trans and Genderqueer Erotic Fairy Tales Anthology." The cover art depicts art of hot merpeople entwined.

*dusts off page*
wanted to let everyone know we have the @filthyfigments.bsky.social anthology Transfixed in stock! Get it now while it's hot!
(it will always be hot, but stock is limited)

Hello! We're probably not going to keep this updated but we're here!