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LaβNiya
30.03.2025 17:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
17.02.2025 17:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Has anyone considered the benefit of spiking our capitalβs water supply with viagra? Congressional boners sponsored by Hims.
16.02.2025 02:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Do one thing every day that kills you
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Super Bowl but all the players have to wear the same little outfit.
10.02.2025 01:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm once again here to put on record that our national anthem should be Knuck if you Buck.
09.02.2025 23:22 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Squid Games but you have to sleep on Hilton Hotels pillows for a week.
06.02.2025 12:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Why are we still making Final Destination movies?! Havenβt we had enough?!
05.02.2025 03:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Why arenβt we watching more sunsets as adults?
02.02.2025 23:11 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0You guys wonβt believe this and to think we will
Never know who their parents are π
I bet Guy Fieri got shooters
02.02.2025 02:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0There is a god!
01.02.2025 23:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Alan for #traumasurvivorday
31.01.2025 20:54 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Josh for #traumasurvivorday
31.01.2025 20:53 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Yea but what about the price of Sun Bum sunscreen?
31.01.2025 03:46 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0One time I was told I was not allowed to apply for a job because I rang the bell that said ring for assistance.
30.01.2025 02:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Who invented βjobsβ anyway
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