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@oregonbeast83.bsky.social

Filthy casual. Occasional asshole. Lorcana nerd. Mod at @watchgirlsplay.bsky.social & @guildpack.bsky.social. The Pravda. Social Justice Off-Tank in the meta. I drink and I know things.

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Latest posts by oregonbeast83.bsky.social on Bluesky

Do you see the people yeet
Yeeting the subs of angry men
It is the sandwich of a people 
Who will not be slaves again

Do you see the people yeet Yeeting the subs of angry men It is the sandwich of a people Who will not be slaves again

07.11.2025 05:36 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
cartoon: A long sandwich coils around and up like a rattlesnake
Caption: Don't bread on me

cartoon: A long sandwich coils around and up like a rattlesnake Caption: Don't bread on me

Editorial cartoon: Don't bread on me. Enjoy :)

06.11.2025 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2793    πŸ” 769    πŸ’¬ 37    πŸ“Œ 27

Muffaletta.

06.11.2025 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Your adventurers pause at the table.
The feast looks untouched but...delicious
Then something red and quivering shifts in the dish.
The Cranberry Cube is loose, and it’s hungry.

This festive take on a classic #D&D monster is sure to give your players indigestion.

#Dnd5e #homebrew #Monster #Dndart

06.11.2025 01:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard wearing a suit and black turtleneck is on snl Alt: a man with a beard wearing a suit and black turtleneck is on snl
06.11.2025 05:00 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dude had like two good years with the Braves and he hasn't shut the fuck up since.

05.11.2025 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He's the guy who Kenny Powers from Eastbound and Down was based on, except they had to make Kenny less racist.

05.11.2025 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pretty sure it's Douche-Bag.

05.11.2025 15:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman in a black dress is dancing in a dark room in a cartoon . Alt: a woman in a black dress is dancing in a dark room in a cartoon .
05.11.2025 05:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Saturdays are for the boys (staying indoors near their A/C)

05.11.2025 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A real Bonanza of a find.

04.11.2025 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Saucy Noods Ramen noodles

Saucy Noods Ramen noodles

Why is the Ramen trying to seduce me?

02.11.2025 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No matter what, your windshield wiper will leave that little streak of water right where you mainly look through thanks to me, Whyper!

02.11.2025 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a large crowd of people are sitting in a theater and clapping Alt: a large crowd of people are sitting in a theater and clapping
30.10.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Got a little @ohhaimar.bsky.social in ya. :P

30.10.2025 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The first thing that was suspicious is who gives out chocolate oranges at Halloween, those are Christmas chocolate.

30.10.2025 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I thought the Coyotes moved to Utah last season. *ba dum tish*

29.10.2025 04:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of a decklist on Dreamborn that includes new cards from the upcoming set Whispers in the Well.

Screenshot of a decklist on Dreamborn that includes new cards from the upcoming set Whispers in the Well.

Happy Start Cooking Up Whispers In The Well Decks Season to all those who celebrate.

28.10.2025 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Pete Hegseth Spouses
Jennifer Rauchet m.2019
Samantha Hegseth m. 2010-2017
Meredith Schwarz m. 2004-2009

Pete Hegseth Spouses Jennifer Rauchet m.2019 Samantha Hegseth m. 2010-2017 Meredith Schwarz m. 2004-2009

He's had a few, actually.

28.10.2025 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

obligatory tags:
@watchgirlsplay.bsky.social
@nikinapalm.bsky.social
@willowitcher.bsky.social

27.10.2025 04:25 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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You're welcome, Internet.

27.10.2025 04:24 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie says i am just a regular human guy .. Alt: a man in a suit and tie says i am just a regular human guy ..

Do they know any regular human bartenders?

27.10.2025 03:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
All praise its hole-y gourdness

All praise its hole-y gourdness

A hole-y pumpkin on a Sunday! Qamen. @watchgirlsplay.bsky.social @willowitcher.bsky.social @nikinapalm.bsky.social

26.10.2025 21:01 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

So yes, everybody should treated equally by the law and in basic dignity.

And no, everybody doesn't need to be treated equally by YOU in accessing your time, attention, and emotional availability.

Remember this, and protect your peace.

26.10.2025 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It does NOT make you a bad person to do this.

It is NOT hypocritical.

Any claim otherwise is an attempt to prey on and exploit your basic empathy by weaponizing a generic statement that sounds good on surface level.

Your emotional energy is yours to distribute as you want to whom you want.

26.10.2025 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is a situation where no, you do NOT have to treat them equally.

You can spend all the time and energy you want supporting your friend, and you are not required to give the other person an equal amount of effort out of some twisted interpretation of "fairness".

26.10.2025 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Example: Two people say they're dealing with Things.

One is your friend you've had many deep, personal conversations with.

The other is someone who has repeatedly said cruel things about you & your appearance, and has attempted to directly hurt your friends, their jobs, and livelihoods repeatedly.

26.10.2025 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

But, there are many contexts where you do not, in fact, have to treat people "equally".

You do not have to give everybody equal time or equal energy.

You do not owe people affection or attention because you've given it to other people.

26.10.2025 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Also a place everybody should be treated equally: Being afforded basic fundamental human rights.

No person deserves to be a slave to another person. Nobody is entitled to torture another person just because.
You don't get to kill somebody just because you feel like it.

26.10.2025 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

In other words: If two people were, to say, cross the street outside of a crosswalk at the exact same spot and time, either they're both jaywalkers or neither of them are. They should either both get a citation, or nobody should.

That's being treated equally by the law.

26.10.2025 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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