the giver

the rest of my life is gonna be every month or 2 getting a text or pm like "hey i saw your old tweet on ____ and it had a bunch of updoots and imbeciles arguing in the comments"

uh oh !

This ransom memo should be as big a deal as the Kimmel suspension. It probably won't be but the stakes are higher for higher ed.

this is what my job feels like

i wonder what it’s like to look around every day and see the country being run into the ground by pill-poppers and secret police and anti-vaxxers and book burners and you go into work and sit down at your computer and you’re the guy whose job it is to come up with new oreos flavors

rarely have I more acutely felt the dynamic by which Dems are held responsible for the rhetoric of every random left-leaning person on the internet and Republicans are not even asked to answer for their own personal words

Just like anti-vaxers, people who dislike immigrants are a weird terrible fringe group and we should treat them like the weird terrible fringe group they are.

*crawls towards you and your companions, clothes torn, barefoot, coughing up blood* does anyone want to talk about fire emblem three houses with me

Uni dressed as the Knight from Deltarune, standing proudly.

The roaring Uni appeared.

A black and white cat dressed as Ralsei from Deltarune, wearing round glasses, a turquoise paper hat, and a pink scarf.

Happy Undertale anniversary. Please enjoy Ralsei Uni

Any democrats who consider the texas flood a "fuck around & find out" moment is ideologically no different than westboro baptist church thinking 9/11 was punishment for new york city allowing fags. although god was not directly named, it's clear you view red states as the biblical nineveh.

chapter one #deltarune

kids these days aren't workshopping their vincent price impressions enough these days. that's my main concern about them

sorry not to talk abt steven universe on the timeline but like its a miracle this show got made right? like do younger lesbians recommend this show to each other?? what are they getting from the studios made now??

okay yeah if i did my math correctly 100 weeks exactly

im at a super low dose but like 2 years i think??

‘COYOTE VS ACME’ has been officially saved by Ketchup Entertainment, who bought the film for $50M

They plan to give the film a worldwide theatrical release in 2026.

bruh

locals hate it too, the state government is actively trying to kill us and any projects dedicated to mobility w/o car :,)

"There isn’t some 22-year-old putting together a 'Most Defiant Moments At The State Of The Union' listicle this morning. Twenty-two-year-olds don’t have jobs anymore."

However much you hate the New York Times, it isn't enough

she's only wearing 1 boot to distract salvador

#art #oc #characterdesign

sew me to the pussy human centipede style

i've been hearing people make a lot of racket about "White Lotus", but not nearly enough about our "Orange POTUS"

tamagotchi

personally i think tiktok going under rocks bc i dont use it and dont like feeling out of the loop on things