Neil Gibbons

I know football tactics are cyclical but I'm already cyc of this one.

They should call him Matt Badloss

Mad that the Oscars can have a guy walk up and lamp the host and still go out live yet the BAFTAs are on two hour delay just in case someone mentions Palestine or His Royal Highness Prince Andrew the Duke of York

Surely more embarrassing to be Tories or Reform and saying 'that deranged racist and misogynist who the UK electorate widely consider to be a thick twat? He agrees with us.' Then again, they seem quite pleased.

The only upside of Trump having one of his horse in a hospital days is you get to watch our politicians forced to think on their feet without their focus grouped safety blankets. FYI they are SHIT at it

This is VAR

Yes that was a clear and obvious error. Clear. But most of all obvious. It was the Hand of God. It was Henry v Ireland. Definitely worth the wait

Looking forward to the Geria derby today

Not seen the new Night Manager yet but I found the first series unintentionally very funny and I'm hoping for more of the same

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Pretty sure this is the portal you build in Minecraft to go and fight the ender dragon

The research suggests, and this is unconfirmed, that the other's in the Albert Hall

‘Steve Coogan can’t use a laptop’: the twins behind Alan Partridge Aha! The comedy writers Rob and Neil Gibbons on being born one minute apart, never falling out and having your scripts torn apart by a national institution

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Obviously pleased Foden is back in the England squad but also slightly disappointed because I was looking forward to being angry he'd been left out. That's how I roll. I still have Trent for that I guess.

YouTube video by Baby Cow Alan's Funniest Bits - Series One | Mid Morning Matters | Baby Cow

Mid Morning Matters launched 15 years ago today. I am old.

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Weird that Andrew, who is a prince, isn't allowed to call himself Prince Andrew. But the king, who isn't a prince, is still Prince Charles

The queen paid his £12m legal settlement from her 'personal wealth' and everyone's like oh right that's fine then. crazy

Saying prince Andrew doesn't deserve his titles or his royal lodge suggests the rest of them do deserve their titles and their houses which is why he might as well keep the lot if you ask me. wgaf

mate I step back from public life every monday morning. you'll be getting leathered again by thurs

David Cross folks.

Ah man, that's so nice of you. Cheers!

Nothing new obv but the sunday times comment pages are an absolute bin fire

How are you? It's Alan (Partridge)

YouTube video by BBC Alan Partridge is back and you could help make his new TV series a reality - BBC

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Roommate: Hello.
Robinson: Hello.
Roommate: Tell me, what were your reasons/motives for committing the murder?
Robinson: My reasons/motives for committing the murder were as follows:

You ever take it off any sweet jumps?

The entire vibe of the Laura Kuenssberg show is 'don't worry, we know you don't want to see aggro on a Sunday' which is the exact opposite of what you want from it

Who's more gutted? Guehi because he didn't get the transfer he wanted or James Trafford because he did?

I personally am enjoying the ridiculousness of this law becoming more laughable and obvious every day while government ministers have to come out to defend it wearing their toughest, most Starmery stupid fucking faces

This straight-on camera angle is the camera angle you'd choose if you had no interest in football