People actually believe she can read?

Karoline Leavitt is going to age 36 years in the next 4 with all the lies she says. At least she will be as old as her husband by then.

Lake Michigan Stonehenge.

Another race. Another win.

Race ready. One week post marathon. Zero miles run until this morning. A different pair of race shoes up. Fiesta de Mayo 5K in the morning.

I ate an elephant today. Really happy with my effort on a tough course.

In 19 hours I will become like the mouse who eats an elephant. One might ask how a mouse can eat an elephant? One bite at a time.

3more sleeps until the big run.

RFKjr has found , in addition to fluoride in our water supply, and enormous amount of dihydrogen monoxide. He wants this eliminated to keep us safe.

Friday morning thoughts. If fingers have finger tips but toes don’t have toe tips, why can you tip toe but not tip finger?

Gotta wait until Friday to see if I won.

I have decided to name my bed The World. Every day I wake up, I want to take on the world.

What if they aren’t stars but holes poked in the container so we can breathe?

12 days until the marathon. Good god it’s getting real.

Overnight breaking news. Ownership of Boston Gardens has been transferred to Jordan Binnington.

Ran 10 miles on an ice covered rails to trails this morning. My body hates me.

I reported an issue on Apple Maps. Let the petty party begin.

Apple Maps has changed the name of the Gulf of Mexico. I reported an issue. This is my level of petty.

Anything that comes after “I don’t mean to offend, but….” Will most certainly offend.

5 miles, dinner, then a daiquiri.

I am super confused. I kept hearing it as Coachella. Then I saw it written as Golchella. I’ve been out of touch with soccer since my high school days.

I’m very proud to be an uncle of a young man who works with Claude.

Ran 4 miles then hopped in line for ice cream for breakfast day at Clementines. Great morning all the way around.

1498 more to go.

I’m a girl dad. Here’s a virtual “dad hug”.

Ran a race this morning with minimal training the past two weeks. Trying to hold on to 2nd place in the series.

Back for my 6th year as a Nuun ambassador.

The break room idiot. Every day this guy spouts idiocy. This morning it was that we need to get rid of birthright citizenship because we are the only country that has it. I said along with the 34 other countries right?

It’s National Hug Day! Just giving you a heads up that I’m not trying to hurt you.