Mars he/they

if your moral compass can be thrown off by a broomstick and a british accent, maybe it’s time to read literally any other book. they made more, i promise. books did not stop in 2007 when voldemort exploded like a glitter bomb full of hate crimes.

This is such a wild amount of different people from all parts of my life. Like shit bro should I be going too??

Number of People I know who’ve went to Japan this year: 9 people (7 different groups)

Breaded and fried taro cubes cooling on a tissue on a small plate

Fried up some extra taro from sinigang I made last week. Absolute fire I’m never craving fries again

My youngest sister (19) has her first gay crush and wooo this girl is spinning out LOL

Trying not to get in my head about mile times but it’s fucked up being expected to run as fast as people 6 inches taller or 30 lbs lighter

DOG AREN'T THAT CUTE 🚫🐶⚠️

But consider this . That the gay men I dated who soon after came out as gay ? I was not their last girlfriend but rather, their first boyfriend.

B: You're impossibly fast, and strong.
E: Say it. Out loud.
B: A rugby player.

Woke up to pee and remembered that my car was parked out front. Just narrowly missed a parking ticket omg.

Got on the 38R bus and everyone tapped their cards 😳 I never seen that before omg that was weird

Brab

Off Strava for two weeks. Goes back on a likes every post for two weeks. Sorry to people’s notifs

fish attack go

Conversations under a giant blanket on the kitchen floor at 3am

“Did you tell her that you fucked her outie at the ORTBO?” AAAHHHHHH!!!!!!

Watching the new Severance episode and SCREAMING

Im literally so exhausted and I have a headache and I still have a cough from last week. Please somebody end me 😞

illustration of some sharks The theme is sleepy time and the colors consists of lavender, light blues, and pinks

sleeper sharks 💤

A photo of a young great horned owl taking off from a branch with its wings spread wide. The owl is quite fluffy and hasn't developed its tufts yet.

Now that's what I call a Superb Owl!

This is a young great horned owl, photo taken during the summer.

#owls #birds

The best thing about squats and deadlifts is the lil dance you do before starting each set

Parents in the Philippines rn. My mom loves sending short videos of people on motorcycles and tricycles riding a bit sus. Lastest send? Two parents and their like 1yo baby

If yall sick stop Halls like it’s candy and get these guys instead. They’re S Tier and will numb your throat 👌🏽

Forgot to pack my normal charger but packed a slow cable and portable :/ time to be soooo careful about my battery

A man says "I'd like to buy this candy bar, please to a store clerk. The man lays three, bleeding severed fingers on the counter." The clerk says "uh, that candy bar doesn't cost three severed fingers." The customer says "sorry, sorry, here's more fingers." He dumps a few more fingers on the counter much to the clerk's dismay.

Happy the depresso is down. Stressed the espresso (adhd) is up

Right now it’d be easier to make a list of things I don’t want to do bc the list of things I want to do is so incredibly long and winding

Turns out. Intensely planning your every move may be hyper focusing and if youre frantically hyped about multiple things high commitment things at once your therapist might recommend checking in with your psych provider 🤗

illustration of a snake hanging on a flower branch. colors used are mainly pink, white, and green. 2025 is the year of the snake! Happy new year! 🎉

Happy year of the snake! 🐍🎉

Huge W this morning I found a Labubu in the middle of the parking lot 🤩