Chris

Just make Ben the centre forward.

Today's notable birthdays include 59-year-old Benicio del Toro (who starred in The Usual Suspects), 63-year-old Seal (who had hits with Crazy and Killer) and 66-year-old Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor (who was arrested this morning on suspicion of misconduct in public office)

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Because Trump is just that tactical...

The hardware is en route right now.
That's a hell of a fake out.

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Paradise

How to torpedo your own craft.

Damn, this got ratio'd to fuck.

Stalybridge?

We c̶a̶n̶'t̶ keep doing this.

We c̶a̶n̶'t̶ keep doing this.

Are you a 14 year old boy by any chance?
Who are you trying to impress here?

Anyway, that's my shift over and I ain't talking to a cunt like you on my own time so I'm gonna mute you and you can rant on or whatever.
Later you frightened, ignorant, bitch child.

You sound like such a frightened bitch.

Your ignorance of the nuances of Indian partition is evident.

We're also not a bunch of bitches who don't know how to fight without weapons.

And of course the answer is that the vast majority of the left, the world over, are not pro gun.

We used to have them in my country then we had a terrible massacre at a primary school and we got rid of them because, unlike Americans, we value our children more than our weapons.

My bad. Forgot that yanks don't understand irony or sarcasm.

The right is my favourite though. Stronger and better coordinated.

Which regions are being Islamised on a mass scale?

Because I'm European and it ain't happening here.

You get that there's a difference between having Muslims in your country and Muslims taking over your country, right?

I love both my arms.

And as we established previously, I'm educated and don't need an American to teach me about the history of religions.

I am the far left and I'm not scared of Islam because I grew up in a multicultural city and understand that Muslims, like Jews, Christians and all the rest, are just people. Not to be feared but to be discovered.

100% you're a gun owner.

Literally nobody outside your own head trying to force you to like Islam.
I'm atheist myself and believe religions are all daft but you really seem scared of them.
It's pretty sad really.

Aren't you from the land of the brave?

About what.
Not being an American dumbass?

Actually, that does make me feel happy.
Thanks man.

None of what you've said changes the fact you're an Islamaphobe.

Dude... Do you think this is going well?

Because it's funnier when I don't

You don't have to be scared. I'm from one of the good countries with not too many Muslims, so I'm clean.
Hell, I might even run for office.

Go look up the term rhetorical and get back to me.

Oh god you sound so fucking stupid.
Are you Maga?