KimmieRoo

"Can we drive it?" "No" 😭

Men, if you ask a woman about her education and she mentions a degree(s), please, I beg, do not follow up with “Formal education isn’t even important anymore. You don’t really need school.”

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Some individuals we experience momentarily and some are meant to play a certain role in our lives. Both situations you have to learn to be okay with, even it takes time and going through the motions.

Ex-Twitter User chaclobro says “Everything ain’t gotta be connected to the internet. Niggas hack ya crockpot and turn it up on high, now ya chili done burnt the house down”

Chileeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, i'm so damn tired of people.

This has all been a hell of a way to learn there are no anti-trust laws in this country anymore.

“sToP iSoLaTiNg YoUrSeLf”

Man, close my door 😑.

Yes, we be reading smut, and so what.
We grown. You need to read some too. That's prolly why that lady dont wanna fuck you no mo. Prolly bored.

Why am I over here thinking bout getting another degree like I ain't just start a new degree program? 🥴

…..what? Matter fact, no. Not finna raise my pressure.

Google maps screenshot of the Drake passage between South America and Antarctica

If we’re renaming bodies of water based on petty grievances, I propose that this be renamed the Kendrick Lamar passage.

stop tryna check the temp w people that clearly don’t want no parts of you no more.

gonna wait to see if the IRS still exists in April before filing my taxes 🙃

We will get through this but it’s I’m apparently going to have to once again radically rethink what was a practical and strategic career about a month ago

I’m afraid Glorilla is me I am Glorilla

🗣️ 16 RAAASSCLAT CARRIAGES

Ah, the millennial experience of “every time you get some measure of financial and career stability, the world decides to do something extraordinarily stupid again”

Day 3 of reading the news and yelling "during BLACK HISTORY MONTH???"

maybe if I keep scrolling I'll get less pissed

I've seen enough of Doechii's creative direction to have the strong opinion that someone should facilitate her making a musical.

if I understand American politics correctly, progressivism is something that requires 60 senate votes to work, while national conservatism doesn’t require any votes at all

All those dope new black country artists now have a Grammy through Beyonce.. the door is officially kicked in.

simply repeating the straight reporting of what is happening in the executive branch makes you sound like you have lost your mind.

If Eminem can be you guys’ favorite rapper, why can’t Beyonce be our favorite country singer?

I just feel like, if my parents were going to leave me with trauma, they could have at least gotten me a puppy

Aye. We know everything is fucked. You don't gotta share 20 articles about it.