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Yeah i really wanna watch a 3 and a half hour take down of Humpty Dumpty. Duhhhhh (Jack off motion) Ok. Wheres the part where I give a fuck

Or they haven't addressed it yet because it a )makes for an intriguing setup, what else has changed in 800 years? and b) makes for an intriguing character who we'll learn more about. Primary concern of people making TV is an enjoyable show, not to tick off every nit-pick impatient "fans" might have.

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

when you have to release the epstein files while also trying to selectively omit the guy who's in them more than anyone else

I break the ice with strangers more in queues than i do at parties.

Is the Rachel Bloom conference available to watch anywhere?

jesus is sitting in a room with other people and looking at the camera . ALT: jesus is sitting in a room with other people and looking at the camera .

Willem Dafoe as Jesus in Shaun of the Dead down at The Winchester, having a nice cold pint & waiting for it all to blow over

I’m a sucker for a movie where the victim pulls the killer’s mask off and sees who it is — but we don’t — and then says “You…!” before dying. That’s how I want to go.

Jason C I don't think a lot of people appreciate how much of their overall lifestyle and relative certainty is backstopped by a steady, boring stability of systems they don't understand or even realize exist. Max Dubler That old saw about how "good times make weak men" is true in the sense that stable times with material abundance create reactionaries who want to destroy the systems that protect them because they're too sheltered and stupid to understand that things can get meaningfully worse. True decadence looks like people who are three generations removed from the cultural memory of polio refusing to vaccinate their children against deadly communicable diseases because they don't like needles and don't think there will be any consequences, not queer dance parties.

Tapping the sign.

Me in the national security group chat

Wife on the phone with someone and I don't want to know who or the context: 'Even if the Vengaboys tour bus goes off a cliff and everyone perishes inside, the song is still here. It's not like it disappears with them. So I say let them live'

I honestly think it would be hilarious if there was one family on White Lotus that was having just the best time, like we get two miserable storylines and then occasionally cut to this family going “We saw three dolphins!”

Screenshot of a tweet: “The creator of Nutella, Francesco Rivella, has died on Valentine's Day”

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey:

➡️ January 20: FAA director fired
➡️ January 21: Air Traffic Controller hiring frozen
➡️ January 22: Aviation Safety Advisory Committee disbanded
➡️ January 28: Buyout/retirement demand sent to existing employees
➡️ January 29: First American mid-air collision in 16 years

Making America Great Again!

Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.

Opportunities are everywhere.

Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉

To me, he'll always be 'obese weed-gobbler Ray Mears', thanks to @vizcomic.bsky.social

What are her memories of her London shows?

Ketamine is a hell of a drug.

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Sum up your personality in a GIF.

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M. Night Shamalyan level ending 🏆

Which hypnosis ending did everyone get?

Give me a single image from a theme park that immediately makes you hear the soundtrack in your head.

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"Wicked" does not synch up to "Dark Side of the Moon" at all. Sorry to everyone in the theater.