Alix!

If I never see another utilikilt, it’ll be too soon.

31.07.2025 22:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Date two guys. Don’t tell them they’re sharing a toothbrush. #datingadvice

25.05.2025 04:50 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The flight attendant told me to, “take another one for home,” with a face of mild disgust. That seems… good?

22.03.2025 04:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Do you remember that time Pence tried to see Hamilton and the cast called him out.

Or when McConnell was chased out of a resraurant and not allowed a peaceful meal.

Or when Cruz abandoned Texas during the deep freeze and we shamed him into going home.

That.

Do that.

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