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send this image to your friends to let them know it’s march!

Just shoveled snow for like 5 hours #hooray #selfie

#thinking

my friend was showing me irl and i had to literally bite my tongue to try and not say "this reminds me of darkest dungeon..."

Normal Man experiences Normal Feelings appropriate for the Normal scenarios he navigates through

#trailcam #trailcams hooded crow (corvus cornix) #birds #corvids #crows

#trailcam #trailcams great horned owl (bubo virginianus) #birds #raptors #owls

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

Mimus polyglottos. Caught in the act of happily munching on juniper berries
#ctnaturefans #eastcoastkin #birders #birding #mockingbird

#ringbilledgull #birders #birding #larus #seagulls #seabirds #CTnaturefans #eastcoastkin

Chilly in the parking lot
#gulls

Yippee!!

Random troodontid sketch

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Have you noticed how people calling out Epstein and systemic misogyny in sciences, are usually early career women. They put emotional labour, time, and career on the line.

While men, in the field they dominate, earn more, and behaviour they enable, just go on as if nothing has happened.

Fursona , fursoner, what have you

FANTASY/ASEED2.GIF

MAMMALS/3DCAT.GIF

If someone asks to call me mommy on hinge or asks if i can be their muscle mommy again i am going to need a shotgun. 10 gauge. Don't piss me off

"Muscle mommy" when the time comes for you the angelic bells will cease their ringing and god himself will shun you away From the gates of heaven. Shut up

i always read hors devours as horse divorce. I don't know why or what to blame.

A Galapagos albatross' 3,000-mile detour to California puzzles scientists Scientists on a research vessel off the California coast are marveling at a rare find — a waved albatross was spotted soaring over the Pacific.

#BirdLinks

apnews.com/article/alba...

A USFWS brown metal parking sign with a large letter P in white. On top of the sign is perched a prairie falcon, a medium sized brown and white bird with a single brown stripe down its cheek, brown back and shoulders, and a white striped chest. In the background is a dry winter desert, tan brush extending back to mountain foothills.

P is for prairie falcon perching.
Right?

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Do you ever look at someone and think yeah I can really easily imagine you old

No there's a drawing next to it but it honestly doesn't show anything now that I think about it

I hope you dont.

ME

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Great Blue Heron cleans its bill

It’s #TongueOutTuesday 🪶