T. Derscheid

conservatives are a literal menace to every living person.

Like the bible says: live by the sword, no worries

adventures in awesometown

yeah, it's insane

The question that very easily blows up all this double-talk is: “Would it be an act of war if another country did this to us?” Because OF COURSE it would.

I hope no one does a strategic strike on the US, but if they did, it wouldn't be war.

(Do these people even hear themselves?)

Oh and just remember - once you’ve decided a minority’s human rights are up for debate, you’ve decided HUMAN RIGHTS ARE UP FOR DEBATE.

To everybody who framed all of this as “The Trans Debate,” well done! You’ve opened the door to The Anybody Debate.

Shut the fuck up the Sesame Street pinball number video is on

lol

happened in my relationship where I got sober as well

played 2 games of Res Arcana tonight. My friend Ben and I are playing pretty tight games of it.

WE HIT OUR FIRST GOAL IN 25 MIN!!!!

anyway here's wonderwall

carlton hosting americas funniest home videos renamed “AFV” feels like the tv show the america from running man would watch. more than running man

literally just this fucking tweet from 2011

Shadowrun?

have been looking for my night guard, without which my teeth-grinding causes constant headaches

Again, it is such a massive red flag that the anonymous people behind @quitgpt.bsky.social are promoting Anthropic chatbots and encouraging people to buy paid accounts.

Seems like the emerging policy is: you people out there are responsible for setting up your own governments, but if the US doesn’t like who ends up in charge we’ll just assassinate or kidnap them and then the ball is back in your court.

a review on Chirp of The Reanimator's Heart that says 1 out of 5 stars. I was not expecting so much gay sex in a fantasy detective story

I think I should use this as one of those enticing 1 star reviews 😂
If you want gay sex in a fantasy detective story, hit up THE REANIMATOR'S HEART, especially if you like autistic necromancers accidentally reanimating their detective crush, so they can solve his murder.
Link: books2read.com/trm1

Wildermyth

TTS is like using chopsticks to wipe your ass.

What people think autism is like: No eye contact, socially awkward.

Actual Autism: Today I had the idea to remake One More Time, by Daft Punk, but replace 'one more time' with how many times left they have to say 'one more time' in the song.

'twenty six more times, we're gonna celebrate'

Badly edited by @ardua in paint meme screenshot purporting to be from Mike Primavera @primawesome Text is edited and reads as follows My neighbour told me Kathryn Tewson keeps eating his LLM pretending to be Law Machines so I asked how many LLM pretending to Law machines he has and he said he just goes to the shelter and gets a new LLM Pretending to Law machine afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding LLM Pretending To Law Machines to Kathryn Tewson and then his daughter started crying.

my mother used to sing a song whenever the moon was full and close. i am pro-moon.

they fell right off the turnip truck and watched the movie, as my dad would have said.

If you have not read Persepolis you should, it is an extremely powerful graphic novel thats available for free on the Internet Archive: archive.org/details/pers... Though I would also highly reccomend supporting Marjane directly and purchasing it as well.

as a whole it probably sucks ass to be a kid growing up in modern times.
-tv channels practically don't exist anymore
-a shit ton of stuff for children is spread out across 8 different streaming services that they can't pay for
-stuff like cards or figures are being scalped by 40 y/o nerds

i find it interesting that while it's unconstitutional to punish rape with the death penalty under the UCMJ, it's apparently totally constitutional to punish improper hazarding of a vessel with death