the mist mind virus

keep you grow tent warm. mushroom awaken to realize a strange god shelters him

in the begogning.. i gained the kcals i needed to form this world from lies

o you wanting to summon the ambient tome Now ? im sorry but my hat is filled with spores.

im examining your vehicular in the low, desperate angle of the sun. yu got a little propeller on the back of youre unit there.

Utenik Roundmoon: i manifested a roller derby otherday.
me: who rolls?🤨
Utenik Roundmoon: lorikeets. screeching

my tire pressure is a perfect angel because of modern answers

altered cousin of faust. cant summon

ive been rendering all kinds of shit unto caesar lately

me: ranchsauce upp my hand. #cleanit
Cleanit Fauce: thats offensive my peple.

you have probably experienced mycelium before as a wriggling little worm about to be supped upon.

listen i am the shadow sovereign of nebraska and i said if you aint scared you can grow pink food

thus seagirt , im rise above a flotilla of ladybugs. did U know ?

stupid diamont in my sky
how yougone be up so high,

twinkle wish upon a star
first star i dream tonight
wish i may i wish i might
dream first dream of stuff to bite

a mushroom can get so big and unknown that it simply destroys me

*sound of distant rummaging*

one day i feel the aliengs will copy electric car drone sound come take me away #notornadowarning

baby spinach means spinach for babygurl.

inside me (looks inside) i got a long path of dawn. nbd

hail and well-met namesayer Grobian! i am swimming in the grease of Liberty!

beautifol stinky weatherboogler(filthy, small)(derogatory(

i want to change my name to plus one fig except you people arent allowed to forget im name birdfriend. say my name

If I was a homicide detective any time there was a dead bald guy I would say looks like someone ate his hair too. It’s a sick world

my body extends outside of my body and i think this is why i smack to thing all the day long

wild horses could easily drag me away

they are very strong

putting these all over my mutual's cars

mua ah ah... summon .. open thrumming portal huge summon fig.
plus one fig. my fig plenty
my fig many. anywhere fig is named

*anime antagonist voice*my intelligent outfit - SMART COMBO - is waiting to destroy u !

leaving out bulk legumes for the trick or treaters

theres a screaming little Snoop Dogg that lives in my brain so im punishing him with my annual t break