Experimenting with various Eldritch invocations and summoned what I'm calling a Glocknado
02.03.2026 16:08 —
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im being corrupted by characters the television such as blue hubnard on succlaimed soap popera " crappers' tide "
02.03.2026 14:49 —
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nations of world gotta see them eggs
27.02.2026 04:57 —
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me: echo echo bravo. light em up boyz. i wanna see chevrons on every garage door
Spank Leighton of the 101st Mushy Berries: like the nineteen 90s ?
me: like goin to granmam house.
27.02.2026 02:07 —
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bends and twists your shit into a pretzel
24.02.2026 16:37 —
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i attended a vanilla ice show in kankakee illinois in 2015
24.02.2026 16:43 —
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scientists do big ultrasound on pregnant godzilla
23.02.2026 19:19 —
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Flowers get excited when the bees arrive.
19.02.2026 03:33 —
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Shortly after World War II, I was a slender hound in a small Polish village. Although I was often hungry, my presence eased people's burdens and I was never mistreated.
29.01.2026 04:51 —
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my capricorn moon is crashing out cause my aries sun is a doofy squash
19.02.2026 03:39 —
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college: when every one finally became cool.
my early 30s: when every one finally attuning my vibrational essence to herbace and woody ornamental, vegble garden , and integrated peps management.
16.02.2026 01:41 —
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the little machines of the world sicken me
15.02.2026 16:26 —
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please call me Hey You Slut. ma'am is my mother
15.02.2026 04:59 —
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your ladys foot should never be cold and alone. get to roobnin'
13.02.2026 05:37 —
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whutaplant wants. whutaplant needs. watever makes him greenie sets U free.
12.02.2026 05:52 —
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Getting real into drinking from streams and peering around furtively
12.02.2026 04:17 —
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my mind whirls with concepts. behold: all the days workadoodle and get car wash.#adulting
11.02.2026 16:11 —
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[Q]
Is the world really gonna end on Weds.?
I'm so scared.
Please cheer me up.
:(
[A]
Do you wantabraptured
You need to get ready,there are signs pointing towards the END of DAYS
[2008]
11.02.2026 16:01 —
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lost count grow a new one every time theres a miracle
10.02.2026 01:51 —
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i am a woman with legs
09.02.2026 22:53 —
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languidcleric420: icould give you my hot medical tea ?
me: there r animal talking in my soul
yungabsalom: yea ill take your roobush packet watever U got .
me: i said the gazelle is beckoning
yungabsalom: im trying too order miss.
me: the green parrot reads a scroll of gentlemans concern tho.
02.02.2026 22:36 —
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ME: Hey man, I live down the street. Can you please keep it down?
JEFFREY EPSTEIN: bill g. has drip dick. regrettable.
ME: Huh?
EPSTEIN: stinky dick = evolve computers. ?? nerd consciousness. ?
ME: Okay, well, it’s four in the morning. Please keep it down.
EPSTEIN: dick stink. ? as scent brain
31.01.2026 05:58 —
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she's like i forgot about my tea it's cold and im in a tizzy now
31.01.2026 03:10 —
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cottagecore straight edge dwarf. say that five times fast
31.01.2026 02:54 —
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you dracaena got frosted tips from the sink water. you dracaena got frosted tips from the sink water but im not alowed to do aboutit, because there telling me i need to hang my clothes in rainbow order.
26.01.2026 02:40 —
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the senses do determine the reality of our various posts. for instance i am hearing little animals all around me
23.01.2026 04:46 —
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the chimp of bedlam, Jimbon du Capisce, has sent me a flan made of stem cells<3
23.01.2026 04:16 —
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consumers nowadays need a gimmick to take something seriously. forexample, sorry that i farted and it #smelled
22.01.2026 23:23 —
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outsight of a mango and no gully gulchs .
21.01.2026 01:18 —
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back when the celestials used to give me wet food id say stuff like maildaddy.lucidlucidlucidlucidlucidlucid
21.01.2026 01:03 —
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