Buggy D Clown • No longer in the cross guild

i'm tellin FACTS

HAHH? what time's it

( rubbing his eyes, it was a late night drinking his liver to pieces )

i'm WAY more charming than Shanks on ANY given day

He fumes as soon as he kisses it, as if the air fills his body entirely before it slowly leaves him again. Like a balloon man.

Then, after holding his gaze for a long 3 seconds, Buggy shifts his eyes off to one side.

Grumbling under his breath, something only Shanks can hear, ". . yeah you better"

// picture him shaking him like a rag doll.
shake. shake.
where. were you???

He smiles softly for a good few seconds, gloved hands gently holding onto his open collar. "That's nice you're back! 🌺"

Brows furrowing and a growl escaping painted lips. Grabbing and yanking him closer till the red nose pushes against his. "WHERE. WERE YOU."

"Always Shanks. ."

sigh

shanks. .

His hair was still as greasy as it's always been. He liked it like that, how it fell over his face.

"Whatcha doin in these parts anyhow. . didn't think I'd bump into you here"

He makes a face at him, arms crossed over his chest but with knitted brows he leans forward as well. "Not very well, you owe me compensation like rent, for taking up headspace over all these years"

Grumbling to himself, he looks to his face, looking for signs of any new scars. A glass eye. +

// thank you sm!!

( He blinks profusely at her, his mouth opening like a goldfish )

No no no way-- I- I- uh, what's your mother's name ?

( Squeaking out that last bit, he's going all cold. He might just pass out, he's feeling faint, all the sass has left his system )

How old are ya kid. . Harley ?

---

Ain't a thing, don't mention it!

( Lots of sparkly star stickers follow )

Knock em dead with those boots they were meant to kill 💕✨🔪

Signed,
BUGGY

anyone else )

( His jaw just drops-- blue eyes widen considerably as they look over her face once more. The clown pirate swallows slowly then clears his throat )

I ain't your daddy that's for sure-- you got me mistaken fr someone else

( He mumbles the last part, entirely sure that he can't be mistaken for +

Come on, yer shittin me--

( Gesturing to himself with both hands, a little indignant but mostly just pouting )

I'm BUGGY! Ya must've heard of Buggy the Clown? Bein a clown girl yself??

got no volume control

and yes, ya did
clowning is an artform ✨ can't engineer art

can ya imagine an ai clown?? what's happenin to the world

oh hell no, he's been watching where his prick goes even if it sometimes had a mind of it's own what with the floating thing--

who is SHE? he likes her style!

( smooching his lips )

and what are we smilin about

CLOWNS CAN'T BE ENGINEEERED, IT'S A LEARNED SKILL AND ARTFORM

ain't no way, you'd have t'go back in time and cut me outta my poor mother's womb girlie

I'll still be a menace, mark my words ⭐

Uh huh.. yeah, you're a pretty girl! Got that long flowin hair and the confidence to wear a hanky over your tits all the time.

I admire it ⭐

as if i don't already got chunksa my brain missin, ya think a lobotomy's gonna fix anything

never found somethn more relatable 💧

( deflating balloon noises )

Uhhhh is this a trick question. . You about to call me a sick old man or somethn else ?

Well I wasn't talkin to ya,

I said misfits and UGLY FOLKS
You're a pretty girl in her early twenties for fuck's sake

okay i deserve a tomato to the face for that one, ill take it like a champ

We got ONE ANIMAL, the lion, who god bless his stinky mane if he ever decides he wants to leave that ROTTEN LYING TREACHEROUS MOHJI and join me? He's absolutely welcome any time

We got one animal

Unless you be countin the ANIMAL IN THE SHEETS H AHAHAHAHA

Hey! I read! I gotta vocabulary yanno, my grammar ain't great but who cares about grammar anywho