dijana

I wish more of my friends would use this app. When I make a post on here it kinda feels like I’m talking to myself in the mirror (I really be doing that sometimes also)

Haven’t seen the peace sign around lately. You know the state of the world is bad when you haven’t seen the peace sign around lately

When the moon hits your eye
Like a big pizza pie
Say hey, pizza pie goes in my MOUTH not my eye, idiot

Whatzzzzamatta with ya

(And then bite into the moon that’s supposed to be like a pizza pie but really it turns out to be more like a jawbreaker)

Now is a good time to tell you that I am really a gargoyle on shrooms and you are all my little hallucinations
So take it easy eh

What do you think the aliens that run our little Petri dish cesspool bog simulation are thinking rn

Be the guy you want to see in the thing

When I have to take a wiz I say I gotta go take a PP (a Pierre Poilievre)

Ok NOW.
What to post on here and what to post on threads? Or are we double dipping

AYYY(nus)