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I ain’t as good as I once was, but I’m as good once as I ever was.—Keith/Emerick

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Bubba wasn’t Clinton, it was Ghislaine’s horse.

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Trump and 5 Clintons

Trump and 5 Clintons

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Toots is not amused that Sylvester joined him in the ‘nip bed.

#caturday #CatTurdDay #Tuxedos

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And then think of what a cornered psychopathic human being with the morals and instincts of a rat and control of over five thousand nuclear warheads would do.

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Fuck this guy. #ACAB

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Why does every presidential corruption scandal revolve around Deep Throat?

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I wanted to share probably the most important sermon I’ve given and it’s while I’m being arrested. It’s torture pure and simple what happens at #Broadview. I’m ok, though I was thrown to the ground and choked with my pectoral cross. A review of the video shows I was peaceful - did I deserve this?

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“It wasn’t Bill Clinton, it was a different Bubba!”

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The president of the most powerful nation on Earth is so terrified of the tales that an imprisoned sex trafficker can tell that he plies her with a comfort puppy and custom meals and is holding out the prospect of a pardon.
77 million people voted for this.

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I can see it now in a marketing meeting of the Arm & Hammer Feline Products division…

“Okay, folks, initialization of this little data mining app is gonna be tricky. Thoughts?”

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#Caturday #Catturday

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Cashier: Would you like to round up to support veterans?

Me, pointing at my OEF/OIF “thank me for my service” hat: Nah, I gave at the office.

C: ….

M: ….

C: ….

M: No

C: Ok

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Cats getting zooted on ‘nip to the sound of Jerry Reed.

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Can’t help but wonder what Monica thinks.

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It's ONLY been 65 years since six year old Ruby Bridges walked through the halls of William Frantz Elementary as the first Black child to attend an all white school. Met with mobs and hate, her bravery and courage helped change the course of history for this nation.

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If ALL of the bullshit of the last decade (plus?) has been because of a photo of Trump blowing Clinton, it will FINALLY be worth it.

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Mood.

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Crockett
Ocasio-Cortez
2028

If we last that long.

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This has been obvious since he said in ‘16 that the only way Hillary could win was if it was rigged.

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In my front yard this morning.

#ozarks

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Most of my cats produce straight eight/sixteenth rhythms of varying speed and articulation as they move around the house.
Sylvester always produces dotted eighth/sixteenth rhythms.

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🤔🤔

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I don't use the word hero lightly but

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Thoughts when high 🌳: Do you reckon beanie babies outnumber human beings?

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Priorities.

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Can we just take a minute and acknowledge that our POTUS is right OUT IN THE OPEN lobbying Congressional members to vote against releasing the Epstein files?! Like... what the fuck else does anyone even need to know?

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I’m depending on the #VeteransAdministration to help me manage a serious chronic illness. Shit like this doesn’t instill confidence.

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Neil Young - Old Man (Live) [Harvest 50th Anniversary Edition] (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by neilyoungchannel Neil Young - Old Man (Live) [Harvest 50th Anniversary Edition] (Official Music Video)

Neil has made up a huge part of the soundtrack of my life.

Happy birthday, old friend!

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Northern lights. Or something, idk I’m not a photographer.

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