Masha Musikwolf

console.log("Bwuh. Back to the JavaScript mines today")

I am
So good at computer

You can't just drop this overnight omg

Reminder here’s some adobe alternatives, Because FUCK ADOBE….

TikTok is state controlled media. Instagram is Facebook which is effectively state media. We used 1984 as an instruction manual

YOUR YEAR IN FURRY ART: -You spent $5,261 on furry art this year -You spent $1,836 on Patreon subscriptions that you said "didn't count" because they were a small monthly payment -You commissioned 23 pieces of art entirely on impulse this year. So much for budgeting! -Number of OCs you own that you didn't use in any art this year: 6 -Number of times you followed through after saying "We should get art together!": 0

YOUR YEAR IN FURRY ART -Year-over-year change in amount of p*rn commissioned after you said "I'm going to try to commission less p*rn": +11% -Times you asked to make the d*ck bigger: 41 -Minor errors you only caught after giving final approval that you will notice every time you look at the art: 9 -Time you've been waiting for your commission from that artist who definitely ghosted you: 3 years, 7 months -Number of unread messages sent to said artist: 13

these year-end recaps are getting out of control

Article titled "podcast host Nick Fuentes who shares women hating views admits he's still a virgin"

Turns out no one wants to fuck the nazi

Yes!!!!

Cryptid <3

protogen girls got those random access mammaries

No no. Keep it up

The Avalanches themed commission from a talented bunny!!!!

I'm so happy you played my silly games. Thank you for bringing your all to this friend.

Once again, python is the goated language

No one told me that I'd have to write this much JavaScript as a sec eng. please put me out of my misery

Can't I be paid to be a little guy and talk to my friends on the computer 🥺

We all deserve so much better than PACER

Wow. Not even a week after a huge victory for Dems across the country and here we are seeing the party piss away their advantage. I'm numb at this point. Oh and the Supreme Court is likely overturning gay marriage using the same reasoning they used to overturn Roe v. Wade.

“No Separation Between Church and State”: Inside a Texas Church’s Training Academy for Christians Running for Office A Fort Worth church’s candidate training program is the “next stage” of a religion-driven political movement, which has more latitude now that the IRS has allowed religious leaders to endorse candidat...

NEW: A Fort Worth church is offering a $100 online academy that aims to train conservative Christians to run for office.

At the core of the program is the idea that there's no separation between what happens within the church and in the government.

w/ @fortworthreport.bsky.social @texastribune.org

I want to bottom tonight but I ate Szechuan food. Why does spicy food have to taste so good

A deerlike anthro fella sits among jars of pigment and paintbrushes, closely focusing on painting filigree on the head of a yet-to-be-assembled automaton, which resembles a horned deer wearing goggles

Day 8 -- Clockwork

Automatons by no means needed to be ornamental, but artisans of the deep woods didn't tend to understand concepts like "too much."

Cream colored Corgi mix with a sweet derpy smile, sitting in a small blue arm chair

Who's ready for the morning Milton?

Signal fucking sucks up here and Joshua won't stop playing the trumpet. 0/10 rapture experience

Every time I go out to the east village I see a finance bro with a loaf of bread. It's always white bread and he's always clutching it in one hand as if it'll grow wings.

The corner of a street in New York.

Funemployed Friday. Got my docs in for the new job. Wandered around the neighborhood new job is in and inevitably meandered to the east village for dinner. Life feels so sweet when it's slow.

Silksong Hornet

Important

The Bay Area was incredible but omg I am so glad to be home. My soul is on the east coast. I can't explain it but there's a rhythm to Boston, NYC and Portland that's soothing.

I'll just leave this important reminder here, useful for whenever you share anything as a link.

(The image in the quoted post doesn't have alt text but there's a link to the reddit post it's screenshotted from in the replies of the post.)