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anyone got a fave organization locked and loaded?

our country rn

Bald eagle in a dumpster

Bald eagle eating trash in a dumpster

Bald eagles fighting magnetically over a dumpster

Bald eagles in a dumpster

happy independence day to those who celebrate, pls enjoy dumpster diving bald eagles with me

absolutely the day to do it

katie @katefeetie put a fried egg on my croque monsieur to make it a croque madame and now jk rowling is outside my house yelling

This is THE tweet of all time

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TIRED: “learn to code!”
WIRED:

Always loved the people who are like, "But my ancestors came here the legal way!" and by that they mean they arrived via ratship to an island, a man asked them their name, they were like, "Uh, Jeff... Smith?" another guy said "sure?" and then they became permanent residents of the United States.

Hard to believe that the threat of not having access to Gristedes didn't matter more

mom dug up some pre-phone camera pictures of gb last week after we said goodbye

tvos app text: Are you sure you want to exit HISTORY? Ok Cancel

yes i am sure

It doesn’t solve anything and it definitely doesn’t change anything but it is kind of nice to know that he knows that his big macho honk honk birthday parade sucked

for unknown reasons my work computer is being so slow today and let me tell you it is not improving my motivation to work

I'm so scared of cities. All those buildings so close to each other. You can go to the movie theater and a restaurant and the park while walking, in defiance of God. There are people you haven't met before. Sometimes there's a dog in a jacket

i am so unhappy to report that it wasn’t

there is a chapter in this man’s book called SHOULD CHRISTIANS IMPOSE THEIR BELIEFS ON OTHERS?

i really wish i was reading a more aggressively woke book. i wish i was reading jesus and john wayne or something

as a passenger it feels invasive to ask tbh! and i say that as someone who flies to and from a city where a lot of the crew is based often lol

i’ve been booked on five different flights today. all of them have been delayed. one has been canceled. i have not yet left my starting airport. it is not even noon. i am currently seated next to a man reading a book about how important it is to be christian in public despite the persecution

not the main issue here but i'd really appreciate it if democratic politicians spoke out in support of big-city life and culture with the same energy and reverence that all politicians have for small towns

los angeles is "real america" and so are all the other big cities the president hates

LMFAO holy shit it is too

better yet, consider unsubscribing from HBO/Max the week before her show comes out (& if you rejoin, wait until the HP season is over). it's not enough to *not* watch it – HBO needs to know it will hurt their bottom line if they continue producing it

i can guarantee he won’t do that this time (because this series is extremely lopsided which that one wasn’t)

it’s SO bad. mine has a glitch where it jumps to the next episode with 5+ minutes left in the one i’m watching sometimes

I think there's a very meaningful conversation to be had about the surgical homogenization of MAGA women's appearances to suit one man's aesthetic preferences, and what that says about patriarchal bargains under fascistic misogyny.

AND "haha, filler" is not that conversation

Congestion pricing has improved life in New York City by: reducing cars on the street, speeding traffic (especially at peak hours), speeding buses and making them more reliable, expanding transit ridership, reducing car crashes, reducing noise complaints, and increasing the number of visitors.

Fire response times fell in the NYC congestion zone, even as they increased in the rest of the city.

Car crashes with injuries fell citywide, but they fell especially dramatically in the congestion pricing zone from 2024 to 2025

Local buses have sped up dramatically in the congestion pricing zone.

NYC’s congestion pricing is a policy miracle: Less traffic, less noise, faster transit, more business sales, more transit revenue. And it hasn’t produced the negative effects outside the cordon zone we were afraid of.

www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

Actually the best life advice I ever got: Anything worth doing is worth doing poorly. A half-cleaned room is better than an uncleaned room. Occasionally flossing is better than never flossing. A 10-minute workout is better than no workout. When it’s all you can do to get out of bed, get out of bed.

One of the funniest recurring bits in the country over the past 20 years. Every time the deadline comes up, the new people in charge realize that they are about to deal with being The People Who Broke Airports by enacting a law from decades ago.

2 seagulls beside the chimney expected to announce the next Pope.

Frantically flicking through the Catholic Rule Book to see what "two seagulls" means.