JoshyLongLegs

When I got married I bought my wife a sword, women deserve swords.

Had a great quiz team name tonight:
"We're only here for the funeral"

worrying you've accidentally given a masonic handshake at an interview is a normal thing, right?

Clair Obscure: Expedition 33 is one of the best games I've ever played and I'm only 2/3 of the way through.

Play it.

A full rainbow over a building

First day of pride month, happy pride

Today I made a hollandaise with the consistency of greek yoghurt.

I don't know how I did it, I won't be able to recreate it.

It feels abhorrent.

Inside me are two wolves.
One is sleep, the other is caffeine and ritalin.

Neither one is winning.
I am losing.

There is *every* need to shout

I HATE CUTSCENES IN VIDEOGAMES OH MY GOD STOP PUTTING CUTSCENES IN VIDEOGAMES AND LET ME PLAY THE FUCKING GAME IF I WANTED TO WATCH A MOVIE I FUVKING WOULD AAAAAA

Didn't even get a sticker 😔
So tired of these snakes everywhere

I'm a big fan of "Mii channel 10 hours version" on YouTube, I also use the Monterey Bay aquarium "Shrimplicity" videos if I have some spare screen space.

At the dentists today, hoping that I get a good grade in having teeth.

Which is something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve.

There were some dogs fighting on the street outside and both cats were at the window like 👀👀👀

These messy bitches just love drama

Didn't get a picture cause I had to move, and they didn't like that

That's the fun bit, it's entirely up to you!!

A drawing of a guillotine with the words so be it written on the blade.

If this is how it's gonna be

I know that eating several times a day is what you're supposed to do, but what if instead you had "Snake Meal"

A revolutionary* new concept where you just eat ONE BIG MEAL

A meal so big it makes you CRY

What if, instead of hot water, we made gravy with chilled, sparkling water.
Fizzy gravy.

Refreshing with a dollop of cranberry sauce and a wedge of turkey

Hmmm still sad even when very busy?

New, new.

Interesting, bad.

NICE

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Thanks!

just block them

I've remembered that this exists and seems to be the in-vogue social media

This app is so slow and I forgot it exists

Read this with the same cadence as the friends theme tune

You can peer from a boat;
But you cannot Boat from a pier.

Moustache, a series

Thanks for the recommendation Shima!
Dice and a Slice is perfect if you like cakes and narrative-lead ttrpg podcasts (and pirates!)

Dick pic is named after Richard Picture, the inventor of men's genital photography

GIB PEABUT

Forgot bluesky existed lol