kristy yummy coochie 🇯🇲

i am because unlike scooby doo, this dog is an unrepentant asshole

i am convinced that my mom's dog has a zipper

what if we brought back stoning

also my senior prom date went to federal prison for robbing a bank

i almost killed mickey mouse at disneyworld as a child

VIC IS JAMAICAN??? this is my royal wedding honestly. #loveisblind

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this is 50 cent levels of loathing

the panera on blvd of the allies is permanently closed. rip to a legend.

that's barely 2 months of rent for most people by the way

Police increasing patrols at Pittsburgh religious institutions in wake of antisemitic scanner messages, councilmember says Pittsburgh Councilmember Barb Warwick said that officers in Zone 4 will be increasing patrols at religious institutions.

i've never seriously considered leaving pittsburgh in the last 9 years but it's starting to feel like a strong possibility

can i be honest? i understand the mcdonald's ceo because the big arch is not good.

god the wigs were bad then. but we were free. we had money and we were free.

remember what they took from you, while telling you it would keep you safe. they pissed on you and told you it was your fault for standing in the rain. and even now, they would strip the privacy from everyone who called you a dumb whore while you bled for them. i see you.

on this international sex worker rights day, let us gather here and remember a time when you could post an haphazard ad, 2 blurry photos of your tits and ass, and a voip number on a friday night and have rent money in hand by monday morning. and you didn't have to upload your id to do it.

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this is basically a carl hiaasen novel

i would suggest asking yitzhak rabin how he feels about the claim that benjamin netanyahu built a career on conflict avoidance but...you know...

sigh

i threw a quick 500 delroy's way

little column a, little column b

i wasn't allowed to clean out my own desk or go get my own coat and purse 🙃

being laid off is honestly a humiliation ritual

akotsk was actually fairly good but that's because a) there are very few women in that story and b) they basically stuck to the book.

the shows aren't real. the shows aren't canon i scream as they carry me away to lock me in maegor's holdfast.

and you motherfuckers want them the make an aegon the conqueror series????? ARE YOU MAD????? it's just going to be a wholesale character assassination of visenya and rhaenys! HBO YOU STAY AWAY FROM THEM!

personally, i would crash out. what tf do you mean you erased laena & rhenyra's decades-long, pseudo sister wives relationship in favour of a boring ass, non-canon childhood friends to bitter enemies trope between alicent and rhaenyra?????

and maybe i've been watching too many asoiaf and hotd fan edits, but i so admire grrm's restraint in his blog posts. he's been so open and upfront about want to create complex women with competing motivations, and then these hbo writers all reduce them to "stupid tramp" and "evil bitch" tropes.