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mason: gill-man apologist.

@nolifecrisis.bsky.social

sarcastic ray of sunshine. i'd like my obituary to hint at a sequel. • they/them

30 Followers  |  56 Following  |  69 Posts  |  Joined: 02.11.2023  |  1.5985

Latest posts by nolifecrisis.bsky.social on Bluesky

comic booked too close to the sun and now the wednesday manager at my shop knows me by name.

15.05.2025 16:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i am begging this site for a locked account function and i would be here ALL the time

25.04.2025 15:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

this response is evergreen btw

22.04.2025 01:08 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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watching bad xmen movies with my best friend is fun because his letterboxd reviews are just the question i keep repeatingly asking during it

20.04.2025 04:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

my feelings about my writing just jumps back and forth between "i'm so funny and such a heartfelt writer" and "i should never be allowed near a keyboard ever again." there is no in-between.

04.04.2025 13:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Cancer: Your crush likes you, too! Just not like that.

09.03.2025 17:38 — 👍 137    🔁 33    💬 1    📌 10

i know there's an overabundance of musicals based off of movies but have you considered recently "seeing you" from the groundhog day soundtrack?

05.03.2025 12:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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crying softly at my desk from my costar today

27.02.2025 16:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i'm so mad. this should have been a slam dunk read for me!! but i got like half in, read a particular line, closed the book, and walked away.

16.02.2025 21:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Cancer: An incredible window of opportunity just closed for you, sorry we didn't get this printed sooner.

16.02.2025 18:44 — 👍 326    🔁 72    💬 7    📌 21

and it takes a lot for me to dnf a book

16.02.2025 21:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

the pure disappointment of dnf-ing a book you were so excited to read.

16.02.2025 21:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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👀

15.02.2025 18:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
gouache painting of a bunny in old-fashioned clothing holding a bunch of sunflowers against a floral background

gouache painting of a bunny in old-fashioned clothing holding a bunch of sunflowers against a floral background

gouache painting of a bunny holding a bunch of wintery flowers (I'm sorry, I forgot what they're called, but they're white and star-shaped) with a floral background

gouache painting of a bunny holding a bunch of wintery flowers (I'm sorry, I forgot what they're called, but they're white and star-shaped) with a floral background

gouache painting of a bunny holding a bunch of tulips against a floral background

gouache painting of a bunny holding a bunch of tulips against a floral background

gouache painting of a bunny holding a bunch of chrysanthemums against a floral background

gouache painting of a bunny holding a bunch of chrysanthemums against a floral background

seasonal bunnies 🐰🐰🐰🐰

14.02.2025 00:22 — 👍 2454    🔁 830    💬 18    📌 6

this account is solely me going off about comics and comic based things until they let us lock account ngl

13.02.2025 15:36 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

if born again kills off foggy and/or karen, d*sney is gonna catch these hands i swear to god.

13.02.2025 15:34 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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every time i say “my city now” im afraid people don’t know what I mean because meguka might have been lost to time so just for the record I mean this

06.02.2025 18:17 — 👍 2365    🔁 1534    💬 30    📌 20
A black vulture named Sam sitting on a froggy letter box amongst frogs and roses. Sam is wearing a hat and a letter bag as he is head of the delivery service.

A black vulture named Sam sitting on a froggy letter box amongst frogs and roses. Sam is wearing a hat and a letter bag as he is head of the delivery service.

mail time! 💌🌿🌹

10.02.2025 17:11 — 👍 1432    🔁 358    💬 14    📌 1
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these two shirts are older than 80% of the relationships I have in my life

08.02.2025 16:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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going through my stashed away/don't fit shirts is yielding some fun results

08.02.2025 16:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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obsessed with them tbqh. i do need more of them being friends.

07.02.2025 14:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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My Marvel Snap, Dazzler variant released today 🪩 ✨

04.02.2025 20:03 — 👍 168    🔁 22    💬 4    📌 2
It Only Tuesday

It Only Tuesday

It Only Tuesday
theonion.com/it-only...

04.02.2025 15:00 — 👍 9428    🔁 2299    💬 94    📌 123

Introduce yourself with four comic book characters

28.01.2025 17:43 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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breaking that dry in style ✨️

26.01.2025 04:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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guys there's a goblin squishmallow and i love him

25.01.2025 17:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

(and wesley oh my god i forgot how good he was)

25.01.2025 00:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

tyler and i are watching (i'm rewatching) daredevil together and it's actually so nice like these are my friends matt and foggy and karen and ben

25.01.2025 00:02 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

new years are always rough but i've cried more in the last three weeks than the last six months

20.01.2025 04:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

is anyone else having, like, a really difficult January or have i just finally fuckin broke

20.01.2025 04:59 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

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