Burnt Turnip

Need to do more to stop the crosses at source because we're nowhere near as dominant aerially. And same as first half on Friday, struggling to use the attacking ball well enough. Get the first goal and it's over

If my neighbour put a sign like that in their garden I'd call the police and tell them to dig up the patio.

Agree with this totally

Find someone who loves you like RLB loves problems to solve

There is something at the heart of this story that doesn’t add up, legally speaking.

Quick fraud lecture for y’all.

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I think it's regression to the mean plus a lot having relied on Mundle tbh. We're clearly struggling to create and have been for some time now, Roberts isn't very productive and naturally the other side is an issue now that Mundle is out. Christmas will be the great test of our level

The greatest free kick of all time 😂

My dad, experiencing The Cure on Top Of The Pops for the first time in 1983: "Jesus, if that's The Cure ah widnae like tae huv the disease."

Prearranged broadband set up if you can. Takes fucking ages otherwise

My reclusive, extremely tight grandad left the house once a week to walk from Seaham to Sunderland and back to get shopping. We found out after he died that he'd once gone to the Philippines, married a mail order bride and then came home and pretended it never happened when she couldn't get a visa

Oh great, another way to boost my productivity at work

The ex drummer used to go out with my mate's flatmate. I'm basically famous