Jan 7th’s Drunk Poet

I love me a good side part 😍

Good morning sky family!

At least he was honest

Now im concerned 😟. That’s definitely something else.

If he hasn’t slept with a man, he is not DL

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30 is old now!?

I personally believe it’s not a thing period

Gift giving is a love language.. But “Receiving gifts “ is definitely not.

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“Grippy sock vacation” is wild

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Higher than college tuition and im off till Tuesday

It needs to go ahead and snow already

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You know it!!! I’m gonna pack another bowl!

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Ahhh I’m so scared!

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Been up since 3 and I’m 3 blunts and 2 bowls down.

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You’re not ‘bout it!

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That’s what makes it fun

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Not the government name. But I can understand that.

New York w her legs in the air

Okay so boom imagine we’re mid threesome, I sit on it right? Reverse cowgirl though and then I put my legs up like THIS and the other person spins me around in circles by my legs while it’s in me

Can’t handle it? 😂😂😂

I’m gonna use that! My go to is “just a bit medium rare”

I am NEVER wrong. I just haven’t been proven right yet!

Took a nap at 4pm then got woken up by my alarm for work.. yup that was a good nap

I am currently higher than a giraffe sneeze and she got me out here roaming the streets

The heaviest weight at the gym is the front door

Are you doing ok?

So you gonna sell yourself short of perfection and get you a good enough

The few surviving pictures from when I was in the #AirForce

She has champagne in her walk and I get drunk off of her foot steps

On this day 4 years ago I became a Dad! The reason I even saw 30.
ITS MY SON’S MF BIRTHDAY!