Randall of Formerly Twatter

now that it's october im legally allowed to post this

every time you repost this image a random girl on Earth turns into a hot lady knight

My Hrothgar Tryggve smiling at the camera with a new White Mage outfit on.

Hi...

Pre ordering videogames is a scam.

Say goodnight
With each bite does your sanity die
Sucking the life out, letting the dark
Inside
Say a prayer as the light leaves your eyes
Or scream all you like, your gods can't hear you

I hate that it's this one but also laughing my arse off

I know I will catch a few blocks for this but it's not like I care: Consuming AI is just as bad as making it. You're not less part of a big nasty problem just because you're thirsting for it with what's left of your singular braincell instead of creating the slop yourself.

Chiitan has a dream.
I hope that one day the term LGBT will become a thing of the past.
I will continue to spread my message until we live in a world where everyone can love freely and is free from persecution and discrimination.
Until then, let's all support each other🤍

Randall owns magic stickers that connect to his aether directly, and combust when someone thinks of him. It notifies Randall that he needs to show up at that exact location, and so he does.
It is not the absolute -strangest- thing Randall does, but it is definitely the strangest thing he owns.

Randall is a force opposite to stasis. Being a perpetual motion engine, his aether is constantly fluctuates - it is how his aether sapping works, he alters any aether that comes in direct contact with him.
At first light aether makes this process come to a halt, then, gradually, Randy grows immune.

a large bed, warm blanket, soft pillows, and snoozing for 18 hours straight.

Flickering, unstable shape with feathers and wings that changes its color depending on its mood.

DO YOU SEE ME? DO YOU SEE ME NOW?

ONCE IN A BLUE MOON, I FORGET YOU

I have considered this question many-a-time, and i just like to refer WoL not as the individual person, but as an entity. Randy does hear of the marvels this terrifying being accomplishes.
Yes, as a part-elemental, he is very interested in not getting WoL into his business, at all.

Hiiigh on a hill, YOOOOOOU CALLLLL

best set in the game by a long shot

IN A PICTURE BYYYY OUR BEDSIDE

Same as it has been since it came out, Gaga's Mayhem album.

A small brown bunny rests in an open palm against a green grassy background with trees.

Very much so. Though, for most of his life he did just steal clothes that were hanging off and drying.

uber driver perishes

I mean, as long as the drives are fine

(Spoilered for those not up to post-DT)
Why go running around the place looking for a password to a computer when setting fire to it is so much better?

*Drinks it in front of the jury, breathing smoke at the ceiling.*
Its a 16th century energy drink, your honors.

Randall has an adoptive daughter that inherited his magical prowess, his kindness, and his crass behavior. Which, with her lack of proper social skills, makes her brave and charismatic, but unable to take any praise or compliments without immediately freezing up in the spot.

Randall is a long range combatant forced up close. His martial prowess is lacking, so mostly he just attempts to make space. His forte is using his blood as both a focus and an amplifier for spellcasting, but only uses it if push comes to shove.
Otherwise, sleep powder in the face.

"With all due consideration and respect,the work required to be performed by members of R.R Anything Agency seems to out-cost the initial agreements. Especially on the displayed basis of the ill faith and non-harassment clauses.Henceforth,by contractual obligations, further work ceases. Get fucked."

Randall would fry potato slices with mushrooms and have fried fish fillet with olive oil and spices to season it while its all cooking.
He'll bring himself a can of ceruleum for the drink.