Jason 👻

It's easy to like things you didn't mean to when scrolling. That's my default assumption when things don't add up.

I'm also entirely too trusting.

It absolutely was a One tap mistake

I'm sorry I fucked up by inadvertently liking that post but it seems a little bit extreme to be adding me to lists

I'm not pretending to be anything.

I'm sorry. I had no idea that I had done that

Refuse to be stored in black plastic sacks and placed in the containers provided

Do not go gentle into that good night

Nice

An eBay listing of the original Baby Sinclair puppet prop from the hit ABC sitcom “Dinosaurs” on sale for $25,000.

Hi friends. Bluesky isn’t just a social media site. It’s a community. A community that lifts up voices and helps those in need. Today, I could use your help. I hate doing this, but due to circumstances beyond my control, I need to raise $25,000 to purchase the rotting Baby Sinclair puppet.

Screenshots showing Ronald Reagan date of death as June 5 2004 and a counter showing it’s 6969 days between June 5 2004 and July 5 2023

Ronald Reagan died 6969 days ago today. 1 reskeet is 1 piss on his grave

[Beck voice] in the time of NFTs they stole my monkey

absolutely incredible

mastodon user: It's so simple. First you pick a server, which is important, because they are all at war with, and hate the other servers. Then, to follow another user, you open your terminal and type >followctl -f -mode3 --dump @username@server --confirm followed by your UUID (memorize this!)