This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
01.12.2025 11:09 — 👍 21601 🔁 8382 💬 450 📌 716@vodka-crayon.bsky.social
never sleigh never
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
01.12.2025 11:09 — 👍 21601 🔁 8382 💬 450 📌 716cheeseless abomination
30.11.2025 02:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0same, it’s great for tall girls
29.11.2025 20:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0excuse u, gorgeous 👑
29.11.2025 20:12 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🌊
29.11.2025 05:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🥂
28.11.2025 04:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Looking for past Garfield Macy's balloons. Found a new reaction image
27.11.2025 18:36 — 👍 9439 🔁 2210 💬 62 📌 65when u see this post an image from ur gallery to describe ur mental health
28.11.2025 02:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0whew 🤧
27.11.2025 18:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0staying cozy 🌅
27.11.2025 18:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0we out here 🪶
27.11.2025 15:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0wisemen giving gifts to baby jesus say just to be clear these are for your bday and xmas
26.11.2025 14:04 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0the best ones come from Key West with the graham cracker crust omg 🍰✨
26.11.2025 00:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0since at least the 1980s 🥲
26.11.2025 00:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0if u have a little extra, consider bringing something to the food bank. it was just my bday so i brought some cake boxes & frosting 🍰
25.11.2025 19:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0they are extremely offline and said can u post this so, ok
25.11.2025 18:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0multiple hvac jobs open, dm me if ur interested
SF Bay area: my close friend’s HVAC company is growing and urgently hiring. if u or someone u know is interested, lmk and i’ll give you a referral.
25.11.2025 18:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0The Norman Rockwell guy standing up to give a speech at a town hall meeting. He looks like a youngish Abe Lincoln.
A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
25.11.2025 15:02 — 👍 23629 🔁 3050 💬 1 📌 0😟
25.11.2025 00:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0y’all the flight attendant just said mascs with straps will drop from the ceiling 👀
24.11.2025 17:56 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0dog sleeping upside down
sound asleep. snoring
21.11.2025 00:22 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0it is always morally correct to abuse them
20.11.2025 19:32 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0cant stop
20.11.2025 00:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0happy bday! 🎁 from the archives:
19.11.2025 23:43 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1taco bell labs
19.11.2025 22:26 — 👍 41 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0pencil bracelet lol
what i get for buying jewelry supplies and also filling teacher wishlists 😭
19.11.2025 15:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0happy Diwali to those who celebrate! ✨
21.10.2025 03:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0HOA (dumb, dislikes air): we’re receiving complaints of someone smoking so we put notices on all your doors telling u to keep ur windows and doors closed
me (smart, helpful): tired of farts? keep this cork in ur butt
[exhaustedly] let’s go girls
28.02.2025 11:50 — 👍 57 🔁 13 💬 1 📌 0