Federal Worker Spent Entire Week Golfing

23.02.2025 01:51 — 👍 2347    🔁 682    💬 135    📌 41

If you’re a federal employee who got an email from Elon asking what you did last week, reply, “Not as much ketamine as you did, fuckwad”

23.02.2025 02:44 — 👍 822    🔁 118    💬 17    📌 11

Five things I accomplished this week.
1) slept very well on the porch
2) discovered the best poki truck
3) unsuccessfully made a ti leaf lei
4) picked 5 ripe guavas and ate them
5) transplanted a big corn plant

24.02.2025 05:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yosemite park rangers did this. Signals extreme distress.

24.02.2025 05:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yes. Sales is about trust.

01.02.2025 14:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is it legal in DC?

19.01.2025 14:07 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

My art, alien lizards.

24.11.2024 13:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just installed in the nick of time in middle TN. I asked the Universe for a good wood stove and the next day my neighbor gave me the one in her garage. #manifestation

24.11.2024 13:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Found at the $1 flotsam table by the beach in FL.

24.11.2024 13:42 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0