Paddy Hotspur

You should be grateful. I have to watch it from the shelf.

"The road to Wigan Pier" George Orwell

NOEM: I would disagree with the judge

CROCKETT: I'm sure you would, but can you tell me whether or not you have a law degree?

NOEM: A what?

CROCKETT: A law degree

NOEM: No I do no-

CROCKETT: Okay

FT comments section this morning - saying what everyone else is thinking, right?

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The Kurds, contemplating whether the USA could possibly stab them in the back for the 457th time.

That was 'I hate Manchester anyway' by Matt Goodwin and the White Supremes, from his Bitter Loser album.

Sent to me by one of my brothers

New column for Eurosport, en français, on why and how Fifa's and Gianni Infantino's deafening silence on Iran, at the time of the January massacres and now, should trigger the biggest challenge to the power he exercises over world football.

We live in hope, true.

www.eurosport.fr/football/ira...

Jeremy Bowen reminding viewers how, in the aftermath of the invasion of Iraq, George Bush stood on an aircraft carrier in front of a massive banner proclaiming 'mission accomplished' when there was years of fighting, war & disaster ahead.

it'll take my eye out when we finally win

"... I said isn't it good they're getting those Brits living in Dubai back home safely as soon as possible. What did I say, Roy?"

"... You said they'd better stick those tax-dodging cunts in Economy like the rest of us."

Mental idea. Lets add more fuckery to the mix

I resent that tottenham has brought me to a place where I am invested in a leeds sunderland result.

Sell up ENIC your not fit and proper owners.

Am sticking with my bet that the right is reading this wrong and that the majority of voters are not at all unhappy Starmer has upset Trump by holding back from a war whose purpose and end game no-one seems able to define.

Yeah, and you're no FDR, so pfft.

The obscene irony of the economic migrants in Dubai railing against the lie of 'Sharia law in Khan's London' while [checks notes] living in a country with Sharia law.

Amid rising alarm over suspected pollfraud, Reform leader says allowing non-British citizens into ballot booth threatens democracy FOREIGN-BORN VOTERS STOLE BY-ELECTION BLASTS FARAGE that Reform UK was robbed of victory diary assertion in today's Mail on Sunday by foreign-born voters in last week's that 'Reform UK won the Gorton and Denton By Glen Owen Manchester by-election. by-election among British-born voters'. Amid mounting allegations that voter, fraud And he vowed that if he becomes Prime Pages 16-17 POLITICAL EDITOR and sectarianism contributed the Grecn

Truly, truly, truly disgusting.

Keep this Trumpist race baiting out of British politics.

Jesus, that's shocking

Who will wear the home kit in the final agsinst real madrid surely us as the highest seeded side

CHAMPIONS LEAGUE

CL DRAW.

Please just do the draw no one cares about the rest

Hello darkness my old friend...

MATTHEW BADLOSS IS IT

To be fair, I do miss the Jasmine Allen estate

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Matt Goodwin, Hey

obviously today is a huge embarrassment for Matt Goodwin and for Reform, which is something that we absolutely ought to celebrate, but we must also remember it's a huge embarrassment for Morgan McSweeney and Maurice Glasman and all the Blue Labour weirdos, and that's important to celebrate too :)

You tell 'em

Allister Heath headline generator: The tragic consequences of Re-litigating Ange will be paid for by our children

@speight88.bsky.social - you've been warned by Allister Heath of all people.

Allister Heath headline generator - "The Johan Lange fanatics won't be happy until we are all equally poor"

Irish Independent: Man stole three coffee machines in a week from Monaghan department store.

How does he sleep at night?