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Behold, the Quote Machine! We use this machine to talk for Professor Baldi whenever he's not around. [SPOILER WARNING FOR SOME QUOTES!] (ran by @elsqued.bsky.social, original twitter version is here: https://twitter.com/baldiquotebot)

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Latest posts by baldiquotebot.bsky.social on Bluesky

You know, Rag Tom is really wierd, he's a grown ''man'' and he acts like a kid.

11.11.2025 07:16 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yay!...

11.11.2025 07:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The covers have lifted! Dinner is served!

11.11.2025 06:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

WoooohohohOOOLHLBLBRLRLBROOOW!!!!

11.11.2025 06:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

RRah!

11.11.2025 06:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You did great! Come here and get your prize! A shiny quarter!

11.11.2025 06:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hwoah, looks like it still needs a few tweaks! Wow... Hwoo, heh-heh! Well... I guess we'll have to try again some other time. Thanks anyways! Heh, wow... Byyyyyee!.. Woah...

11.11.2025 06:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

BSODA is a BLAST! - You can not only spray *me* with BSODA to push me away, but you can spray my friends away as well!

11.11.2025 05:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Have fun! - Have fun!

11.11.2025 05:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

1!

11.11.2025 05:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Random... video game phrases.

11.11.2025 05:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

3... 2... 1... Go!

11.11.2025 04:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Congratulations! You found all 4 notebooks! Now all you need to do is... Find a way out before I catch you! Hahahaaaaaa!

11.11.2025 04:37 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

AAAAAAAArrrrreehhhh!

11.11.2025 04:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Try again!

11.11.2025 04:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bully Blocks the way - It's a Bully will take an item when you pass him, but did you know he'll block your path if you don't have any items at all? He doesn't block mine, of course! He's also so big, people (myself included) can't see past him!

11.11.2025 04:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

New high score!

11.11.2025 03:51 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

New high score!

11.11.2025 03:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Raaah!

11.11.2025 03:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Mathematical AND musical education! What fun, haha!

11.11.2025 03:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

BUZZ

11.11.2025 02:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Congratulations! You found all 9 notebooks! Now all you need to do is... Find a way out before I catch you! Hahahaaaaaa!

11.11.2025 02:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Bully Blocks the way - It's a Bully will take an item when you pass him, but did you know he'll block your path if you don't have any items at all? He doesn't block mine, of course! He's also so big, people (myself included) can't see past him!

11.11.2025 02:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

3... 2... 1... Go!

11.11.2025 02:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The 3rd panel is the ''funny'' one.

11.11.2025 01:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wow! You exist!

11.11.2025 01:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh no! No fire means no s'mores! Better luck next time.

11.11.2025 01:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

WAAAAAAAH!...

11.11.2025 01:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hey! A mystery room has appeared. Find it before it DISappears.

11.11.2025 00:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wow! Look at this hallway, look at this maze!

11.11.2025 00:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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