@polyfratbro.bsky.social
Corn on the cob is now short for cobert.
22.05.2025 02:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My boyfriend just told me about his intrusive thought to create a long con where he makes me believe he's a COVID denier with a website dedicated to the subject called Dr. Fanthony Ouchie.
01.03.2025 06:33 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0My partner gave me ICP flashbacks learning how magnets worked today.
16.02.2025 02:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Today I learned that Faith Hill and Tim McGraw do not own McGraw-Hill and that I've been mad at the wrong people for 14 years.
11.02.2025 04:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0From now on, I will call myself a crepe when I'm depressed cause I'm just a sad pancake.
08.02.2025 01:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0My girlfriend now has to refer to herself as bifurious when she's mad at me.
28.01.2025 04:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0"Everyone I've ever met who likes Dr. Pepper has had serious issues." - my roommate
15.01.2025 02:40 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1I will always be pesto's ride or die. #Pesto #Australia
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