@bigmansauceboy.bsky.social
Dracula apologist, Scorch main, dingleberry enthusiast, streamer, caca doodoo
Gay little orange boys, just like our president #cats #cat #stupidlittlecreatures
15.11.2025 23:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm always thinking hard about shit and then like BOOM someone already thought about it. Especially if it's a joke, like I'm gonna put #funny here but I'm not even laughing about it. I'm losing sleep over this shit I'm so mad
15.05.2025 19:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Fat fucking droll little creature #cats #cat #fatcat #stupidfatcat
15.05.2025 04:57 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Can’t wait t’git my hands on nem cheap eggs!
25.01.2025 17:25 — 👍 39662 🔁 7557 💬 1779 📌 721I've had a lot of new follows the past days which means there's a lot of people who don't know they used to call me The Drift King back in college. Please share this message to save a life immediately
23.01.2025 11:54 — 👍 3424 🔁 679 💬 31 📌 14
From this date in 2022, Rex was very closely watching me eat a cookie. Of course, he got a bite
#MemoriesOfRex
#WeMissYouRex
#WeLoveYouRex
#Dogs #Love
hey 👋 shot in the dark here, but could anyone out there just give me 50 million dollars or so? i should make a couple things clear. one is that i don't actually need it. the other is that i'm not interested in working for it. i just want it for free and for no specific reason. thanks!
26.12.2024 21:23 — 👍 3144 🔁 361 💬 94 📌 23
"exercises that give you a big butt"
"foods that give you a big butt"
"drinks that give you a big butt"
"places to live at that give you a big butt"
Found this cloak online for people with humungalungus feet
27.12.2024 04:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Uni, you ate a whole chicken again!?
Chicken Boy!!!
Just got back from stupid-meanie town and they said you're the president! They also ripped my underwear off and kicked me to death down various flights of stairs
27.12.2024 00:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The face of a creature who would enjoy mint tea with milk if he was a human
24.12.2024 16:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Apex predator, right here. Still loves the sweet ol Kringle tree #cat
24.12.2024 01:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I can always tell when the dinosaurs are fake in movies
22.12.2024 02:07 — 👍 5976 🔁 497 💬 233 📌 37
Caught red-pawed mouth-opened chewing the tree
Credit: mycatjyn
#cat #catlover #pets
So glad I finally have a spot to rest my balls
14.12.2024 09:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
This creature couldn't comprehend car insurance. Little fucking idiot can't drive neither
14.12.2024 04:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Cooked, served, ate? "There's a problem with your generation" yeah we're hungry
11.12.2024 23:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Silly guy goes in the idiot box #cat
11.12.2024 03:51 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When I shower, I always aim my ass to shower so when I fart it sounds like a quack and it's like I'm living my dream of having a duck butler by my side at all times
11.12.2024 01:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
