Marlena Bittner

No one can snatch defeat from the jaws of victory like Democratic leadership. Count on it.

three sheets of paper are taped to the outside of a building. they have the words "The Oval Office" in gold script

this looks like a trick daffy duck would put up to get bugs bunny into "the oval office"

Looking forward to learning all about how the right should move left to win elections tomorrow. They should maybe dye their hair pink, learn to love pronouns.

15 million Americans are going to lose their health care.

A sign announcing Cool Machine, bitches!

Summer 2026

Idea: Labyrinth remake with Matt Berry as Jareth the Goblin King.

I’ve had the theme song for WKRP in Cincinnati in my head nonstop for 28 years.

It’s like you’ve also been talking to my kid lol.

My 7-year old just told me that “even though it’s had a lot of history, China still rises.” And then she gravely repeated “China still rises.”

showing an unhealthy elderly man increasingly upsetting news stories about him until something funny happens

Aerial view of the White House with multiple red map pointer icons above it.

illegal war started by a man constitutionally ineligible to be president

Everything is insane and yet I can’t stop thinking about the woman today who ordered a salad with only romaine and craisins. Just craisins. Like a gummy bear salad.

In Manhattan, ICE officers were forced to flee inside 26 Federal Plaza

Inside Trump’s savvy plan to create an authoritarian spectacle to distract from the unpopularity of his budget bill.

So NY, and DC, and Chicago, and Boston, and Miami etc etc are we joining LA? Splitting up the coming military resources?

If I could give a piece of advice to the would-be-influencers/already-are
-narcissists of the world it would be this: “skip adding that selfie to your ostensibly very serious post about sad and terrible world events.”

The reason you're having trouble concentrating if you are here in the US is because we're basically being chased around by serial killers and being asked to disregard the fact.

Got my kids to sleep just in time for insane sirens and helicopters outside. Didn’t have “giant ship hitting the Brooklyn Bridge” on my radar tbh. Hope everyone and the bridge are ok!

Instead of telling them to go eat shit, I have decided to feel pity for people who lay on the horn as soon as the light turns green. Imagine how stressful it must be to go through life, thinking no one will do the anything unless you are there to nudge. Exhausting!

Someone is walking down the street drinking an iced coffee out of a Tostitos salsa jar. Gross AND tedious.

Today my 6 year old referred to her school friend as “a real ding dong” so I’ve done my job.

Get it, Canada! 🇨🇦

The way I just shrieked opening my mail.

Eat shit, Elon. Continue to roast in hell, Strom! Tonight we feast on tiny tiny slivers of hope.

A promotional photo from the cinematic classic “Weekend at Bernie’s”

Me and a buddy after we dig up Strom Thurmond’s desiccated corpse and force him to watch a Black man break his Senate speech record:

The art of self war

Oh thank god the “yes I know I said I wanted to see action but this isn’t the EXACT action I meant” dems are checking in online to make sure any potential protest to this government takeover is squashed with friendly fire.

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