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Bicurious Oblivion Goblin

@glassduster.bsky.social

Currently not aubrey plaza on twitter. Both the victor and the vanquished are but drops of dew but bolts of lightning - thus should we view the world.

332 Followers  |  243 Following  |  1,574 Posts  |  Joined: 27.04.2023  |  1.5173

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What if like a deathclaw had a big old pair of boobies

12.02.2026 15:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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All of my mutuals are plotting to kill me for my treasure hoard

11.02.2026 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a beard wearing a blue shirt that says doug on it ALT: a man with a beard wearing a blue shirt that says doug on it
11.02.2026 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

E

11.02.2026 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is me every dang old day of my dang old life

11.02.2026 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just the one I put over my head before I lost conscious

11.02.2026 06:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hello my friends sorry for disappearing I was on a magical adventure in a magical fantasy kingdom only accessible through my closet

10.02.2026 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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a baby is crying in a crowd of people while a woman holds it . ALT: a baby is crying in a crowd of people while a woman holds it .
05.02.2026 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I have some unfortunate news about where I’m posting from πŸ˜”

25.01.2026 02:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit is sitting in a chair with a book in front of him and the website sharktankgifts.com is visible ALT: a man in a suit is sitting in a chair with a book in front of him and the website sharktankgifts.com is visible
24.01.2026 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit is sitting in a chair with a book in front of him and the website sharktankgifts.com is visible ALT: a man in a suit is sitting in a chair with a book in front of him and the website sharktankgifts.com is visible
24.01.2026 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My first instinct was to cut it all off but I was scared, should I do that next time

24.01.2026 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve been pooping again

24.01.2026 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Please make sure to share your results for science

23.01.2026 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When I look at naked ladies on the internet my special zone starts to feel funny

23.01.2026 14:40 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man with a serious look on his face says ah i see you 're a person of culture as well ALT: a man with a serious look on his face says ah i see you 're a person of culture as well
22.01.2026 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was going to gradually build up to a 6 7 joke but I don’t have that dawg in me today

22.01.2026 22:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What about 64 degrees

22.01.2026 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

medium sized bosoms

22.01.2026 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I used to want other things like a house and a family but it’s important in life to manage your expectations and be realistic

20.01.2026 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All I want out of life is for a’ja wilson to hit me with her car

20.01.2026 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I need a thick bih to shoot me in the head with an anti-material rifle

18.01.2026 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just dipped my head in the toilet and gave myself a swirlie

18.01.2026 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Poop

18.01.2026 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When my wife calls me a pissant she’s referring to my little thing being small and producing a lot of piss

17.01.2026 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Porco rosso be like

17.01.2026 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Let’s gooo πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

17.01.2026 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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