@glassduster.bsky.social
Currently not aubrey plaza on twitter. Both the victor and the vanquished are but drops of dew but bolts of lightning - thus should we view the world.
My poops are considered scientifically unusual
29.11.2025 15:01 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The sexiest thing a woman can do is kick you in the balls then shoot you in the head with a gun
29.11.2025 03:27 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm going to kill you but I hope youβre mature enough to not let that affect our professional relationship
28.11.2025 04:53 β π 20 π 4 π¬ 0 π 0Iβm not crashing out, Iβm crashing *in* π
28.11.2025 04:52 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs so cool how everyone is conspiring against me and determined to make me suffer
28.11.2025 04:52 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Everyone hates me and wants me to die
28.11.2025 04:51 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I just sucked your girls toes wyd
28.11.2025 04:50 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If you are a hot chick please make sure to post a picture of your post-thanksgiving dookie in the replies to this post ππ
27.11.2025 23:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
27.11.2025 04:53 β π 25 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
It is literally true youβd have a shot if you own a gun
25.11.2025 17:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Donβt even talk to me until Iβve had my morning castration
23.11.2025 20:11 β π 3 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0Welcome aboard
22.11.2025 23:20 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Is there anything sexier than a man who contemplates suicide at the slightest obstacle
22.11.2025 21:38 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Ripping the cord on the grenade belt strapped to my grundle
22.11.2025 21:37 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
When you think about it can you really blame Bubba
22.11.2025 17:05 β π 5 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Interesting that most of you didnβt like this
22.11.2025 02:34 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Like this post if your peen is at least 0.01 millimeters long
21.11.2025 14:29 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0Getting sucked off by a tear in space time π
21.11.2025 14:28 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
21.11.2025 02:43 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Got my weewee stuck in the industrial vice again π
20.11.2025 00:46 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0*loading screen tip*
Right click while pooping to switch firing modes from solid slug to diarrhea spray
Just boofed a nest of hornets
20.11.2025 00:00 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Silicon Valley delenda est
19.11.2025 23:58 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Goatherd Michael Jordan fuck them kids
19.11.2025 23:58 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Holding in a massive poop and praying for death π
19.11.2025 23:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Welcome to the team
19.11.2025 23:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Itβs the only way to live
19.11.2025 23:54 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If you like things I donβt you should kill yourself
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