What if like a deathclaw had a big old pair of boobies
12.02.2026 15:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@glassduster.bsky.social
Currently not aubrey plaza on twitter. Both the victor and the vanquished are but drops of dew but bolts of lightning - thus should we view the world.
What if like a deathclaw had a big old pair of boobies
12.02.2026 15:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0All of my mutuals are plotting to kill me for my treasure hoard
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11.02.2026 21:00 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0This is me every dang old day of my dang old life
11.02.2026 21:00 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just the one I put over my head before I lost conscious
11.02.2026 06:06 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hello my friends sorry for disappearing I was on a magical adventure in a magical fantasy kingdom only accessible through my closet
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25.01.2026 02:19 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0My first instinct was to cut it all off but I was scared, should I do that next time
24.01.2026 03:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβve been pooping again
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23.01.2026 18:15 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0When I look at naked ladies on the internet my special zone starts to feel funny
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22.01.2026 20:31 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I used to want other things like a house and a family but itβs important in life to manage your expectations and be realistic
20.01.2026 17:29 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0All I want out of life is for aβja wilson to hit me with her car
20.01.2026 03:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I need a thick bih to shoot me in the head with an anti-material rifle
18.01.2026 23:55 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Just dipped my head in the toilet and gave myself a swirlie
18.01.2026 23:39 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Poop
18.01.2026 23:14 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0When my wife calls me a pissant sheβs referring to my little thing being small and producing a lot of piss
17.01.2026 17:32 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Porco rosso be like
17.01.2026 17:21 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Letβs gooo πππ
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