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Breaking my silence on here to post costume pics. Yes I got the idea from tiktok and yes I did deliver on the execution

Troye Sivan if you see this I know where to get an estrogen prescription…just in case you’re interested

I feel like I need to buy an elf bar just to understand what everyone is talking about like are they really THAT delicious

Today for the first time I saw someone irl with a head shaped flat on the back bc they had been left on laying down too much as a baby

Me dressed as Julia Fox in her diy denim outfit with the joots

Me dressed as Chanel Oberlin from scream queens or I guess Paris Hilton if you haven’t seen the show LOL

Me dressed as Jessica Rabbit. I’m mothering so hard in this image like I really padded my fucking ass and tits so well here

Some previous Halloween costumes…im thinking of revamping my Jessica rabbit look this year bc I want to buy another red wig

My neighbor (who I’ve only met once) and I share a wall in our bedrooms and there’s no way he didn’t hear me loudly having sex earlier. Then I was coming back in from my run and we passed each other as he was leaving and it was sooo awk like avoiding eye contact, NO acknowledgment whatsoever lol

This Halloween I need to see actual costumes. Wearing a yellow jock and harness with two red dots on your cheeks does NOT make you pikachu

Hehe tyyy

I have double booked myself like 6 times in the past week I LOVE looking at my google calendar I can’t get enough of the stuff! And by that I mean I have never looked at it

I will literally never upgrade my iCloud storage like idgaf. Oh my shit stopped syncing? I do not care. They have been yelling at me for months and yet nothing bad has happened soooo

I obvi would never wear a tux and also will not be wearing a suit and instead opting for something like tilda swinton wears in suspiria tbh

I’m trying to find what to wear to a wedding at a fancy country club in nyc (aka they have a dress code…….) and I’m like wow tuxedos are really like, the ugliest things we as humans have ever invented. Like 4 people on earth look good in a tux

Hiiiii