Mario Kart Garfunkel

I had the same reaction. What the fuck is he doing here???

The worm in his brain is working overtime

It’s not by choice (I have a toddler)

I only follow the MRCU (Ms. Rachel Cinematic Universe)

Deleted the Twitter app off my phone finally, though I didn’t deactivate my account. Holding out hope it won’t just be a neo-Nazi sludge pit someday.

Definitely seen phases where (white) guys my age delighted in racist/sexist jokes before growing out of them, but never a full-on Nazi phase

If that’s a test that means they failed

Too many teens these days just “vibe” to music, never once experiencing the thrill of rocking out.

There needs to be more heavy music available for young people so they can rock out. Perhaps the government could step in and fund this. Whether or not they take advantage of it, young people deserve the option to rock out. All ages could benefit but I think it's especially urgent for adolescents.

Am I the only one willing to say it?

“Change my mind” wasn’t Charlie Kirk’s thing. That was Steven Crowder.

If you don’t work with teenagers be glad you haven’t been subjected to 6-7

“Shake dat leg
Watch yo self
Shake dat leg
Show me what you working with”

Yeah that just sucks

Is the left taking frogs back from the right

My 2yo pointed up at the moon and said, “Egg!” I laughed at such a silly notion. But what if hatches

Picture of an ICE agent clad in military gear holding an unarmed woman by her backpack. Caption above the image reads, “The sheer terror in this Portland woman's eyes as she is held accountable for her actions for the first time in her life.”

I saw a former student share this image on FB and man… nothing feels so bleak

It’s sort of breaking my psyche that there’s a fascist invasion of several major cities and I still have to go to work and pay bills and shit

I see pieces like this a lot, often w/ a spin of lamenting cultural degeneration, but reading is a LABOR issue, it’s declined because so many people are working overtime or two jobs & employers expect after hours work. France has Earth’s highest reading rate b/c long lunch breaks & labor protections

I stretched my arms up high and my 2yo pointed to my armpit hair and said, “Grass.”

O, Michael! thou’rt so fine, so fine indeed,
Explosions thou art making in my brain

The Trump $1 Coin: The official coin of the $1 tip on a $35 restaurant bill.

Guess I’ll spit this one out:

More like SaudE-Arabia

You can’t “knock” my socks off. They must be peeled gently from my calloused, sweaty, fungus-ridden feet.

“Hope and expect” is the liberal “thoughts and prayers”

This is the duck from the bubble gum packs

If you’re a president you can do anything if it’s for “national security”

We need you to have kids but also not make enough money to put them through college and also never retire but also you need to buy a house and cars and keep the economy afloat but without keeping your head above water and if you can’t do that then it’s your fault for not trying hard enough

You can’t moon the sharks at the aquarium, apparently

“Blub”

This is a big deal, right?