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B J. Witkin

@itsjustbeej.bsky.social

The guy with the one letter name. #uglydogs

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This really feels like something @tkingfisher.com could have written

05.03.2026 11:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Take a minute and read it, then cry with me.

05.03.2026 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

@word-geek.bsky.social

05.03.2026 10:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 10:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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Phew indeed

05.03.2026 09:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How many MS Word memes do you have saved on your phone or is that just me?

04.03.2026 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

massholes:

04.03.2026 15:32 β€” πŸ‘ 84    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2
a pack of kittens closes in a a large dog standing on a chair

a pack of kittens closes in a a large dog standing on a chair

David Attenborough [whispering]:

β€œAs the predators close in on their helpless prey, we can only watch in silent horror, for it is not man’s role to interfere in the hierarchy of nature.”

04.03.2026 13:08 β€” πŸ‘ 8276    πŸ” 1695    πŸ’¬ 151    πŸ“Œ 74

Dark but accurate.

04.03.2026 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As a Microsoft Word guru I’m just sitting here shaking my damn head

04.03.2026 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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RFK Jr. wants Dunkin’ to prove drinking its iced coffee is safe - The Boston Globe The warning comes as Kennedy is leaning heavily into his agenda to improve American diets.

The sequel to the Boston Tea Party will be the Boston Dunkin’ Iced Coffee Riot www.bostonglobe.com/2026/03/04/n...

04.03.2026 15:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

....if he gets excommunicated, I will laugh SO hard.

04.03.2026 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
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RFK Jr. wants Dunkin’ to prove drinking its iced coffee is safe - The Boston Globe The warning comes as Kennedy is leaning heavily into his agenda to improve American diets.

Huh. I wonder if that’s why RFK JR is going after Dunkin iced coffee now www.bostonglobe.com/2026/03/04/n...

04.03.2026 15:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My neighbor ordered some item for his wife from a discount site. Normal price was like $1500, he got it for $500. It showed up on two pallets, not assembled at all, and as he put it, β€œMade from Chinesium.” But he managed to put it together and so far it’s miraculously still working

04.03.2026 15:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Between Two Fires by Christopher Buehlman

Between Two Fires by Christopher Buehlman

A very happy welcome back to bookstores to maybe the best grimdark medieval horror ever

04.03.2026 14:57 β€” πŸ‘ 219    πŸ” 36    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 16

@ravenmae.bsky.social You’re welcome

04.03.2026 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is all kinds of brilliant and I may use it with my class one of these days.

04.03.2026 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Right?

04.03.2026 15:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I live in NC. Years ago there was a proposal to put in a solar farm in a small rural town. At the town hall meeting the retired high school *science teacher* spoke against the project bc β€œthe solar panels will suck up all the light and kill the nearby plants.”

04.03.2026 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We haven’t officially won until we hang a banner on a carrier!

04.03.2026 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Does Your Country Need Regime Change? A Quiz β€œIn announcing the U.S. military strike on Iran, President Donald Trump went significantly beyond his previous justification of destroying the coun...

Is your country ruled by an aging megalomaniac whose supporters worship him with an almost cult-like zeal?

Has your leader eroded trust in elections by attempting to bring them under his direct control and/or stoking false claims of voter fraud?

03.03.2026 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 182    πŸ” 46    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 6

@talkscaredpod.bsky.social This is an excellent deep cut

04.03.2026 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My father in law is a Fox addict and former engineer at an electric utility. When we started replacing our light bulbs with CFLs he went off on how much mercury is in them. I pointed out that there's plenty of it in the coal we burn more of to light regular bulbs and he shut up

04.03.2026 13:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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04.03.2026 13:52 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Super new growth on the rose cuttings I took. Always worth a try 🌱 #GardensHour

02.03.2026 21:15 β€” πŸ‘ 80    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

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03.03.2026 11:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She really was just so content. Happiest when on a lap. I want her to go a home with a nice quiet calm person so she can sit on their lap for hours.

03.03.2026 03:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Ellie the opossum crawling on a fence. she is 10 months old currently

Ellie the opossum crawling on a fence. she is 10 months old currently

Ellie the opossum at 3 months old last year

Ellie the opossum at 3 months old last year

happy to report that Cincinnati zoo has an orphaned opossum named Ellie as an animal ambassador and she is adorable

02.03.2026 07:57 β€” πŸ‘ 454    πŸ” 77    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 4
fiona the cat, glaring from her cat tower

fiona the cat, glaring from her cat tower

have a FionaGlareℒ️

03.03.2026 03:04 β€” πŸ‘ 43    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0