AGA

When you're notified that you've been added to a mute list even though you barely post.

Like ???

Inspirational barbers always tend to be the ones who chop your shit up.

Yeah, like I'll make a post and then not post something for weeks/months. Meanwhile I post a story every other day or so lol

I can't believe some people make chocolate and then ruin it by adding mint to it😒

I have never found AI slop to be cool or funny. I'm convinced people who do have something mentally wrong with them.

It's everywhere. They're just straight up forcing AI left and right😒

Bro how the fuck is traffic even real? Just drive straight. That's literally all you have to do.

I just love fashion so much! So many layers and aspects to it that I never even considered. Like, oh why the fuck do I sweat so easily while wearing this top? Oh, polyester lol😂

This is honestly me. Cotton/wool, etc. Went through my whole wardrobe and got rid of so many pieces that has high amounts of polyester.

Would be cool to go and watch Kill Bill: The Whole Bloody Affair but I just CANNOT sit in a movie theater for 4 hours

Imagine an alien giving you food as a gift, quite possibly the first interaction between two civilizations an ocean of stars apart. You take a bite. And it's mid.

Spotify mfers when the music they listened to all year turns out to be the music they listened to all year

Nah you're good, I mostly just shitpost to my stories here and there with the occasional pic of myself lol

Good thing I've got the same profile pic over there😂

I remember during one of my birthdays my parents brought me to another kid's birthday as a guest and I was so irritated

When the US government calls it national security and it's just them spying on US citizens

Definitely me

Still can't believe we're doing this while the government is STILL shut down smh.

When someone uses this emoji❤️‍🩹to describe their relationship you just KNOW they are suffering💀

How mfers with 1000 days Duolingo streak look at you when you ask them to speak a sentence in the language they've been “learning”.

Oppenheimer when the bomb he designed to kill millions of people gets made to kill millions of people

Now that I think about it, I can't remember the last time I saw a pregnant woman. Birth rates are truly on the decline smh

Living room TV, playing Silent Hill 2 for PS2

I love Walking Simulator games

Yeah I just lurk at this point. Hop on for a few minutes and then leave.

Me everytime I post anything.

Me after saying "goodnight" (I'm staying up for 6 hours)

a young man with a mustache is talking into a microphone in a store . ALT: a young man with a mustache is talking into a microphone in a store .

When bro adds me to his "close friends" on IG and it's just his OF

Am I delusional? Probably.

Been embracing my curls more and I kinda...Idk

Me looking chopped.

How I'm going to be waiting in line to see Dune: Part Three (candids can be alright).