AJ Pike | Writer & Menace

Cacophony.

My grandfather lived with me in the years leading up to his death. He had dementia. I have witnessed it first hand. Trump is exhibiting similar behavior. He should be removed from office.

One of my biggest fears used to be AI gaining sentience and taking out humanity a la "The Terminator".

Now I'm thinking maybe that might not be so bad.

Insisting on using real eggs for the egg roll during an egg shortage is giving "Let them eat cake".

We are moving a way from tradition. Nobody celebrates the Ides of March anymore.

Do you think I LIKE shredding brussel sprouts up & eating them with a light balsamic dressing when cool ranch Doritos are RIGHT THERE? Do you think I LIKE walking for an hour when I could be doomscrolling on the couch? No I hate it but I'm not going to let a septuagenarian with dementia outlive me.

THIS!!!!!!!!!!!

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If the government is going to collapse, could it just go ahead and do it? I really don't want to spend 2 hours filing my income taxes if I don't have to. Rip the Band-Aid off!

“How will I explain tampons in public places to my children?” asks the person whose entire personality is that they just put a 34-count felon and adjudicated rapist into the White House.

FYI:

He didn't try this shit when Betty White was alive.

Felt like doing a little nail art today, so here's the 4th installment of my Nails by Pedro series: Viva Chile, inspired by his SNL sign off and his Chilean pride 💙🤍♥️⭐

Being a DINKWAD (double income, not kids, with a dog) is basically one of you shouting "What?" From another room and the other responding "I was talking to the dog." Multiple times a day.

Jesus was a socialist.

Every single pick me Trump girly in my comments across various platforms always has the same expression on her face. They look like they've never had a fucking orgasm in their life. This is what happens when you align yourself with the patriarchy.

How do I transfer my menstrual cramps to a politician who voted against reproductive health care?

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Fox News is such garbage. The only people who still watch it are part of a cult. They invent reasons to be outraged.

I guess Blue Lives don't matter after all, huh?

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Thank you!! 💜💛

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Third time doing a #PedroPascal inspired #manicure because he LOVES nails and live him.

Peña pants

Oh fuck no, I haven't spent thirty five+ years consuming every piece of Star wars media ever made to watch a man do THAT gesture on live television and get away with it.
#RebelResistReject
#antifa #notrumpnokkknofacistusa

The feeling is mutual 💜💜💜💜

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