I made a starter pack!
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I made a starter pack!
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09.07.2025 21:47 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If you get caught stealing Italian ham you will be prosciuttocuted.
23.05.2025 14:48 — 👍 360 🔁 76 💬 12 📌 4(tearfully pleading) delete your account
22.05.2025 19:01 — 👍 333 🔁 39 💬 19 📌 3
A kangaroo showing off his air guitar skills
Oh, we're half way there
Oh-oh, livin' on a prayer
I made a starter pack!
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A porcupine that looks like he's about to play the piano.
This one's called "Girl, You Give Me the Quills" and it's dedicated to all the lovely ladies in the audience.
13.05.2025 15:53 — 👍 200 🔁 28 💬 2 📌 2
Came out to this vignette on the kitchen table. Rough night for the chick.
10.05.2025 11:55 — 👍 2297 🔁 73 💬 44 📌 3
One penguin singing "I Will Survive" to another penguin.
Go on, go, walk out the door
Turn around now
You're not welcome anymore
Having agoraphobia means you prefer inside jokes
06.05.2025 03:02 — 👍 106 🔁 34 💬 6 📌 1I like you, but If you change your profile pic, your username or your whole energy, I’ll scroll past like we never trauma-bonded.
06.05.2025 07:21 — 👍 202 🔁 81 💬 7 📌 0I booked Friday off just to have something to look forward to.
05.05.2025 12:47 — 👍 59 🔁 12 💬 2 📌 0I dated a man bun once. He took me mini-golfing, and later, I watched him weep over a handcrafted beer flight.
05.05.2025 15:33 — 👍 196 🔁 46 💬 7 📌 2
A cat wears a helmet made of melon as he gets ready for war.
Tonight we war.
06.05.2025 13:29 — 👍 159 🔁 11 💬 4 📌 0
A lot of very funny and talented people have written for Sorrowscopes over the years- here they are!
bsky.app/starter-pack...
Leo: There is no “disturbance in the Force.” You have measles.
04.05.2025 17:32 — 👍 281 🔁 58 💬 0 📌 3Taurus: It's time to be concerned when the doctor asks you to disrobe so he can see your “wretched hive of scum and villainy."
04.05.2025 17:33 — 👍 208 🔁 34 💬 1 📌 6
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04.05.2025 23:59 — 👍 8517 🔁 2388 💬 135 📌 77Soft on the outside, spiraling on the inside.
05.05.2025 13:04 — 👍 29 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0
An owl, wings outstretched to look like a giant snowboard.
Not many people realize this but owls make great snowboards.
02.05.2025 14:02 — 👍 242 🔁 24 💬 3 📌 3I spy with my little eye another lip injection gone awry.
15.04.2025 17:26 — 👍 76 🔁 37 💬 2 📌 0find someone that reminds you that laughter and silliness are the antidote
04.05.2025 21:57 — 👍 69 🔁 29 💬 0 📌 1Fine, I will be the CEO of Tesla.
02.05.2025 18:25 — 👍 12362 🔁 597 💬 388 📌 45Too tired to be mysterious, too dramatic to be chill.
03.05.2025 15:50 — 👍 139 🔁 15 💬 5 📌 1The eyes are the windows to the soul and the mouth is the front door to a donut.
02.05.2025 15:22 — 👍 357 🔁 99 💬 3 📌 1I just want you to know I consider you all my friends, and Zuckerberg can go suck it.
01.05.2025 23:31 — 👍 11278 🔁 492 💬 312 📌 29
A cat passed out amongst some beer bottles
The first time your parents leave you alone for the week
15.04.2025 14:44 — 👍 247 🔁 42 💬 3 📌 0if anyone asks you, you never saw this...
02.05.2025 06:59 — 👍 42 🔁 24 💬 5 📌 0Joke's on you. I'm not even interested in my own opinion.
02.05.2025 06:21 — 👍 226 🔁 99 💬 3 📌 0